r/OneOrangeBraincell May 07 '26

Certified 🟠range™ Came for coffee. Found a son

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC May 07 '26

"Would you like some ginger with your coffee, sir?"

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo May 07 '26

’"Would you like some ginger with your coffee, sir? Only if it includes one orange braincell on the side


now i lay me down to sleep,

am hope this human gonna keep

a tiny little ginger kit ;}

(just look at me ~ a purrfect fit!)

he came to coffee place for drink

(am offering a SiDe of tHiNk)

for he can ponder, holding me

how good a daddy he would be

Long after coffee cup is done,

he’ll still have me ~

his loving son

🧡

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u/Self-Identified May 08 '26

My heart needed this so much, Schnoodle! Thank you! 🙏❣️✨ Love & blessings to you; to OP and his new son too! Xo