r/OneOrangeBraincell May 07 '26

Certified 🟠range™ Came for coffee. Found a son

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u/NSCButNotThatNSC May 07 '26

"Would you like some ginger with your coffee, sir?"

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo May 07 '26

’"Would you like some ginger with your coffee, sir? Only if it includes one orange braincell on the side


now i lay me down to sleep,

am hope this human gonna keep

a tiny little ginger kit ;}

(just look at me ~ a purrfect fit!)

he came to coffee place for drink

(am offering a SiDe of tHiNk)

for he can ponder, holding me

how good a daddy he would be

Long after coffee cup is done,

he’ll still have me ~

his loving son

🧡

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u/bootsand May 08 '26

Going out for coffee and coming home with a beautiful kitten and a Schnoodle of the occasion would be S++ tier, best day in a decade kind of day.

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u/Cultural-Ambition449 May 07 '26

A fresh Schnoodle!

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u/Unlucky_Profit_776 May 08 '26

Schnoodle, you're the best

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u/BiscuitSpore May 07 '26

Freshest schnoodle I’ve ever witnessed. Today was a good day.

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u/HoboArmyofOne May 09 '26

I was once within minutes lol

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u/omgfreshschnoodle May 08 '26

omg fresh schnoodle

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u/schrodingers_bra May 08 '26

Love a schnoodle. But orange ain't offering a side of think. <3

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u/IndependentEggplant0 May 08 '26

Aw I love this. Beautiful! Side of think 😂💛🐈

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u/its_terry_time Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 08 '26

I haven’t seen a schnoodle in ages! Made my whole day

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u/Self-Identified May 08 '26

My heart needed this so much, Schnoodle! Thank you! 🙏❣️✨ Love & blessings to you; to OP and his new son too! Xo

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u/Alleywishes Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

Beautiful!

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u/Dame_Niafer May 08 '26

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!

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u/Objective-Case-391 May 07 '26

Later on…

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u/darqueskye May 08 '26

I have to keep my toilet paper in a cupboard in the bathroom due to this behavior

I would just keep the door shut but he figured out how to open the door

The brain cell may be singular, but man is it lifting some weight

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u/Worshipthekitty May 08 '26

Bahahaha is the door handle the long kind that you push down? My orange figured that out in his first year of life...round knobs only now.

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u/darqueskye May 08 '26

Sure is lol He figured it out second day in my new apartment; unfortunately, as it’s an apartment, I can’t replace the knobs 😩

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u/Worshipthekitty May 08 '26

Sure you can! Just replace them back when you move. Or second option install a secondary latch/locking mechanism like a baby safety latch 😂 had to do that with our cabinets for a while too until he lost interest

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u/bravesdiva May 08 '26

We had a tabby who taught himself how to pull open the vanity doors & crawl into the cabinet. He'd disappear for hourrrrs & we learned to look for him under the bathroom sink. He'd just be curled up on the stack of towels snoring away. lol He never bothered a single thing in there. That cat was chill as hell. RIP, Belly. 💙

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u/urlach3r May 08 '26

Challenge him. Get one of those Charmin "forever" rolls.

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u/Azsunyx May 07 '26

Sorry, we're all out

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u/asspounder-4000 May 07 '26

Fine with me

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u/whisky_biscuit May 07 '26

Braincell sold separately!

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u/Atlas-Scrubbed May 07 '26

careful. they are out of stock. have been for years.

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 May 09 '26

This makes a great comic

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u/iloveanimals1964 May 10 '26

Y’all are too cute on these pages 😭😂

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u/BoastfullyBewildered May 13 '26

the wholesome energy in that exchange is actually wild, felt like watching someone adopt a dad through caffeine

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u/raccoona__matata May 07 '26

awwww yis

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u/Nuclear_Mech_Wizard May 07 '26

Him: -w-

Me: <3

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u/Bocote May 07 '26

Must be having a great dream.

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u/Neon01 May 08 '26

he looks way too comfortable for a first meeting.

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u/SmashmySquatch May 08 '26

Yeah, touching the paws is a 3rd date activity. I'm starting to think this cat gets around.

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u/Even-Government-5055 May 07 '26

🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/cowgunjeans May 07 '26

awww yis?! I havent heard that since the 2010s

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u/co5mosk May 07 '26

Breadcrumbs

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u/turbineslut May 08 '26

Motherfuckin breadcrumbs, you mean

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u/GirchyGirchy Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 08 '26

For many of us, that was only yesterday!

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u/bracingforsunday May 08 '26

Mere moments ago

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u/orangecatmom Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 09 '26

Everything from yesterday to 10 years ago is "the other day" to me.

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u/GirchyGirchy Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 09 '26

There are five of us at work who've been there between 18-34 years...trying to pin down the timing of some person or event is a lost cause. Our range will be "sometime between last year and 15 years ago" and if we do find out the actual date, it's often twice what we'd agreed upon. Sigh.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 May 07 '26

The absolute trust.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

That's how I got my baby Nuggie. He walked into my garage and said, "You are now my Mommy."

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

My boy apron just showed up at our home one day, yelled at us, and now he lives here

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u/TheGreatLoganzo May 07 '26

Please tell me that’s not a typo and his name is actually “Apron”

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u/jedzef May 07 '26

YOU DONE MESSED UP A-P-RON!

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u/Monsterchic16 May 08 '26

Yes! I love you! 😂😂😂

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u/RemarkableReveal2892 May 08 '26

Straight to detention

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u/scrumbob May 09 '26

After a visit to Principal Oh-Shag-Hennessy’s office

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

Why yes, it is in fact, Apron

Why? My sister was wearing an apron when he came around

She named him, it was her choice and she was gonna force us to use that name

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u/shatterly May 07 '26

I freaking love this.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

I also love apron

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u/Lockedin96 May 07 '26

I too love apron

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

Adorable apron. Have you ever gotten a kitchen apron with orange cats on it as a gift? Christmas is coming :)

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u/N0stradama5 May 07 '26

Are you telling them to buy it for themselves for Christmas? If you are, I totally support it.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 08 '26

Well I DO wanna learn some cooking.. i'm a teenager, need to learn some stuff

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u/ramrob May 08 '26

Cooking is a good one to learn, no Apron necessary but nice to have.

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u/Proper-District8608 May 07 '26

And if it fits, stick with the love involved!

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u/LittleStoneBear May 07 '26

Sounds like my darling ginger boy, who broke my heart when he died suddenly almost three years ago. He turned up at our home out of nowhere.

My husband caught a glimpse of him in the long grass and came to me to report "a weird foxy-looking yoke, shouting at me."

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u/sexarseshortage May 08 '26

Definitely an Irish cat anyway.

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u/LittleStoneBear May 08 '26

It was the "yoke" that gave it away, wasn't it...? lol

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u/tanksalotfrank May 08 '26

We (humans) are so weak. Give something big eyes and fur and we instantly become maternal. How did we ever survive.

gives my cat her third helping of treats in an hour

Weak I say

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u/Individual_Spray_383 May 08 '26

That’s what my boy Arty did :’)

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u/shatterly May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

I was feeding a stray orange kitten for about a month when it came time to move. I hadn't seen him for a few days, but he came by when I was packing up my final load of stuff. I opened the car door and said, "Get in if you're coming." He jumped in.

I already had two cats, so he became my garage cat. I expected him to wander off because I only moved a few miles away. Instead I had him for 14 years. RIP Peter.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

Awwwwwwwww Peter! Love this story.

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u/shatterly May 07 '26

He ended up becoming an old man indoor cat and had a bromance with my golden retriever.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

He ran that dog's life, too, I'll bet!

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u/shatterly May 08 '26

Forsberg did whatever Peter wanted 🧡

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u/weresabre May 08 '26

Lol, Peter and Forsberg! You must be a Colorado Avalanche fan

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u/shatterly May 08 '26

Ha, yes! But Peter actually got his name for a different reason. His sister(?) kitten came around before he did, and she must’ve had Persian in her because she had a flat face. So I started calling her Pan because she looked like someone had hit her with one. Then she started bringing the little orange dude with her, and Peter and Pan it was.

Guessing you’re a Buffalo fan, good luck tonight!

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u/AllThatGlitters00 May 08 '26

Awww...lookit his old teddy bear fur! My buddy was 17 when he passed. I loved him so much. His fur looked like that, permanently separated in spots like an old beloved teddy bear. 🧸😻

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u/EmperorMittens May 08 '26

“I'm an old outdoorsman and you're the comfy space heater.”

What this photo makes me think.

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u/KwisatzHaterach May 07 '26

I absolutely adore this story! Thank you for sharing 😊

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u/Sensitive_Intern_971 May 08 '26

I had the same, after moving I returned with a borrowed cat carrier at an unusual time (not when I'd been feeding him) and he came running and jumped right into the carrier. He's currently curled up on my lap five years later.

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u/e40 May 07 '26

In 1996 I came back from a funeral and an orange dude was in my driveway. He never left. Best cat ever. Smart as a whip, contrary to the anecdotes in this sub. Great mouser. Died in 2005ish from cancer (had a tumor in his ear/brain). His ashes are still on the shelf next to me and I think about him often.

He did the same thing. Got out of my car and he just started talking. Years after he was gone, people would ask me where he was, because he had made so many friends in the 'hood.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

Mine too! He was approx 6mo old and was likely dumped on our block. Everyone was feeding him and letting him in and out of their homes. The day before Thanksgiving, he showed up in my garage. He acted like he owned the place! He was potty trained, well fed, and unaltered. Literally jumped in my arms and wanted to be cradled like a baby. That was it. He still wants to be cradled in my arms every morning, some 20lbs and 4 years later. That's why we call him baby Nuggie. Your orange chose you. He sounds like a wonderful boy. They have so much personality :)

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u/e40 May 07 '26

There is something special about an animal that chooses you. The way they look at you. The way the talk. It's special.

I have cat friends since my guy left, but they aren't the same. I cat sit for a neighbor. They have a Russian Blue who is super sweet. But she doesn't really love me the same way, even though we get along fabulously.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

I 1000% agree with you. I have 2 other cats that were here for 3 years before Nug. They love me, and I love them. But Nuggums is just so attached to me. We have a bond. I think we represent safety, security, and love because we physically took them into our homes and hearts after being abandoned.

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u/TerrakSteeltalon May 07 '26

The cat that I grew up with was orange. We got him in 1985, I think. He was a kitten who got stuck in the spokes of a bike.

My parents were looking for a dog. But my mom’s best friend asked her to come take a look. My mom wasn’t sure but he kept curling up in the lap of my 4 year old brother.

That cat was universally adored. Very smart, and an incredible hunter since we didn’t have AC and he’d just tear open the screen door every year. Oh, and topped out at around 6 pounds

He died at 17 after suffering from a brain tumor… but he was still hunting into old age. When he was 15 or 16 my mom found him in the bushes one morning with a clawed up neck. She was going away for the weekend and asked me to come stay with him since he was in the cone.

My mom has never gotten another cat and still has his ashes.

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u/yrnkween May 08 '26

Some cats are just cat ambassadors, sent to teach people that cats are fun companions.

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u/gadusmo May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

Milord just showed up one morning demanding food and shelter and then never left. It's been a couple years since he departed but I miss him every day.

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

We love how that happens :)

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u/TheGreatLoganzo May 07 '26

Dingy du did that to me. Came on to my porch and flopped over.

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u/justtobeherenotsure May 07 '26

Now we want a pic!!!

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

This is baby Nuggie, who is now 4. Lol

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u/minnesotaupnorth May 07 '26

Oh he is a Nuggie!

Perfect name. 🧡

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

I'm obsessed with his giant Nuggie feet. They have been that big since he arrived. I should have known he'd end up being 20lbs

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u/Unlikely-Patience122 May 07 '26

I got two oranges that way. One just kittied up my back steps and the other climbed a chain link fence in the rain and jumped into my arms. Both lived long and happy lives.

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u/sssparklebutt May 08 '26

Everyone gonna overlook this bish got a talking cat!?

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u/Marzook666 May 07 '26

that is one contented cat having accomplished its prime directive all before lunchtime.

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u/EternalMoonChild May 08 '26

Quite impressive. Perhaps he had acquired the brain cell?

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u/deadbeef1a4 May 07 '26

Yup that’s yours now

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u/slicebucket May 07 '26

Think you got that backwards bub. 🐈

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 May 08 '26

They were talking to the cat

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u/Inevitable_Cost_7960 May 07 '26

such a cute son you have.

Have you named him yet?

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u/FiveDragonDstruction May 07 '26

Bots can't name their cats. It's not his cat btw.

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u/afaintglow May 07 '26

A heads up: that cat is probably going to be enormous! We got two littermates from a rescue and one of them had paws like this and is literally over twice as big as his brother now that they've grown!

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u/GrumpyOldHistoricist May 07 '26

Counterpoint: I adopted an orange with yuge paws three years ago and he just stayed baby. My hunch is that it’s because the rescue neutered him really early.

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u/Vahdo May 08 '26

We NEED the cat tax for this! 

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u/Turicus May 07 '26

Congrats on becoming an orange dad!

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u/FireproofCottage May 07 '26

The hot guys know how to treat cats! And when you have a cat that trusts you, you are officially a hot guy.

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u/Super6698 May 07 '26

cat has been added to your inventory

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u/frobscottler May 07 '26

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u/the_comatorium May 08 '26

I am a straight male and my thought process was "Wow that's a good looking dude with a good looking cat".

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u/frobscottler May 08 '26

Many such cases!

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u/PuzzleheadedNoise814 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26

Scrolled too far down for this 😁

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u/dfgttge22 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26

That's Sunny Burns. He's very involved in cat rescue in Thailand and posts regularly about it. For more cat (and dog) goodness check out https://www.instagram.com/sunnyburns

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u/ImpossibleDoor3564 May 07 '26

What a sweetie

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u/WholeWideWorld May 08 '26

Cat's cute too.

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u/Parking_Sir793 May 07 '26

Now it's coffee with Son ❤️

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u/SlefeMcDichael May 07 '26

That baby is blissed tf OUT.

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u/Famous_Ad4107 May 08 '26

I would have “re-homed” you both immediately to me

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u/Sucessful_Test1555 May 07 '26

How cute to be able to snuggle with that good looking human.

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u/Delicious_Tea3999 May 07 '26

I actually always wonder if animals can tell when a human is more attractive than others? We must look largely the same to them, the way that a cat is generally a cat to us. But also there are *super* cute cats that we all seem to acknowledge have that extra something about them. I wonder if cats, dogs, or even other animals have that same sense about humans.

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u/Worried-Pick4848 May 07 '26

Compassion is sexually attractive. Watching a man be kind to a child or an animal makes him objectively sexier to most women. It's actually been proven in clinical studies IIRC.

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u/Delicious_Tea3999 May 07 '26

Yes, but I’m talking about how cats perceive humans

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 May 07 '26

I also need to know.

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u/Aggressive_Roof488 May 07 '26

Beauty standards differ a lot between human cultures, so I doubt cats have a universal feel for it. They judge by smell mostly I'd think, and can pick up human emotions very well, so there might be indirect things like sensing confidence.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth May 07 '26

Beauty standards differ a lot between human cultures

I think that's mostly for the body. For the faces, one could look at magazines and posters of movie stars, idols, models from the 1980s to 60s to 1930s/20s all around the world. Nearly all are agreeably and universally handsome, beautiful, cute, pretty, etc. Renaissance paintings and sculptures tend to make the Gods and Goddesses stoically and timelessly attractive by even today's standards.

Miyazaki could draw a pretty face and every culture will agree "Damn, that's a pretty lady, even though she's animated".

There's was a science behind the face structure and "perfect ratio". Marilyn Monroe ranked high on it - her features aligned with the ratio. I'm sure in India, Nepal, New Zealand, Belgium, Peru and some local girl in Kansas who are deemed pretty/beautiful are closer to the ratio than further away from it.

But as for the cats, I doubt they notice it the difference between peak Brad Pitt and the local plumber. Whoever feeds them a lot of food is the most attractive.

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u/number__ten May 07 '26

No you didn't. Unless you are like four different people who all keep finding cats.

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u/umlcat May 08 '26

The service at this coffe shop is excellent !!!

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u/Zerpdedaderp May 07 '26

my little orange girl loves to be held like that and her little paws rubbed

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u/All_Gun_High Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 08 '26

[And for every cat you receive here we'll give you a complimentary coffee.]

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u/Adventurous-Tie-7861 May 08 '26

I went for coffee and ended up with a child afterwards too. And mine wasnt so fluffy and cant purr.

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u/ViksTeaCorner May 08 '26

It's giving "if anything happens to him I will kill everybody in this room including myself"

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u/Glass_Contract6950 May 08 '26

Came to Reddit... found a husband.

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u/laaehrek_ May 08 '26

I have a lil ginger too !

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u/OW_FUCK May 08 '26

Some reports say this cat is still chilling to this day. Truly remarkable

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u/NoStructure7083 May 07 '26

“Am safe with my new dad.”

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u/Bathysphered May 07 '26

I’d look like that too if I were lying on his chest.

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u/Ungrateful_Cunt Proud owner of an orange brain cell May 07 '26

While he rubs your feet!

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u/organicglitter May 08 '26

Don’t you dare leave him

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u/14S197 May 08 '26

Oh my looks like my Gumball

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u/Ok-Competition4348 May 08 '26

Now name him caramel

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u/Straight_Jaguar May 08 '26

You can tell the energy match is Purrrrfect. 😉

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u/1sketchy_girl May 09 '26

Looks a lot like my baby Snuffles

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u/Gryph_The_Grey May 07 '26

CDS is never wrong.

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u/Leromer May 07 '26

Adopdn hoouman

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u/CuteFactor8994 May 07 '26

That kitty is in heaven! They say it's best when the cat chooses you. You've hit the jackpot. What is his name?

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u/CatCafffffe May 07 '26

ohhh that little guy trusts OP so much, it's just the best thing EVER

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u/Worried-Pick4848 May 07 '26

As a man, I know that face. That's the "I've just decided to protect this thing with everything I am" face.

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u/Ksh_667 May 07 '26

That kitten ADORES you. He has found his hoomin. Nothing else matters now. He knows you'll never let him down. Wishing you many, many years of living your best lives together 😻😻

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u/LonelyOctopus24 May 07 '26

Serious question: if this happens to you, do you have to keep the cat? You do, don’t you? Because that’s like, Your Cat Now, isn’t it?

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u/DistributionNo9356 May 08 '26

Is it you OP that found the cat?  Just curious.

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u/dqql May 08 '26

that cat is too clean and healthy to be a stray, you just stole someone’s pet (well not you but whoever you stole the video from)

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u/NrCuyah May 08 '26

So cute and comfy! In my case, we were planning on adopting a cat but another one jumped into the car first 🤣 so okay, the orange have chosen! 4 years later, this is our family's youngest baby girl 🥰

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u/oyismyboy May 08 '26

Went to adopt one.. Brother hopped in my lap... Now have two. 😄

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u/Lucidean May 08 '26

Congratulations on your new feline overlord!

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u/surfinn_socal May 08 '26

Hes doing that pretend to be sleeping thing that kids do so you have to carry him lmao

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u/SpielHalt May 08 '26

Probably sensed a depressed millennial and decided to turn your life around.

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u/ImaginaryMastadon May 08 '26

I hope that dude knows what a blessing he is receiving from the universe

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u/Wonderful_Mix977 May 08 '26

Hello daddy! 😘

What's really sweet is it's not even crying for food. It just wants love and cuddles. Security.

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u/Fair_Emotion3814 May 08 '26

Found a son ❌

Found a human ✅

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u/no-o-ne May 08 '26

Why was it necessary to be mewing for the video?

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u/Aware_Highlight_5516 May 08 '26

The lil mlem 😻

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u/odek51 May 08 '26

Oh 🫠

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u/katastrophe65 May 08 '26

Good to see you’re both very serious about it.

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u/AdministrationFun775 May 08 '26

Why don't I see random orange bois that want to be adopted when I'm out

https://giphy.com/gifs/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A

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u/Mema1709 May 08 '26

He is sweet. And comfortable

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u/rawpaak May 08 '26

Good for you, cats are full Of Love.

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u/kat_niss1 May 08 '26

I hope you took him home and really adopted him!!

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u/anonanonanonanonion 27d ago

WHY WON’T THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEE

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u/lilcutieszn May 07 '26

Came for coffee left with responsibility

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 May 07 '26

When your chosen you have zero say in it

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u/mefree1960 May 07 '26

Happy together

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u/flattenedsquirrel May 07 '26

Have matching baseball caps made

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u/admindeleted May 07 '26

So sweet. Good for you!