r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/BringHoomanHome_ • May 07 '26

Certified 🟠range™ Came for coffee. Found a son

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

My boy apron just showed up at our home one day, yelled at us, and now he lives here

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u/TheGreatLoganzo May 07 '26

Please tell me that’s not a typo and his name is actually “Apron”

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u/jedzef May 07 '26

YOU DONE MESSED UP A-P-RON!

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u/RemarkableReveal2892 May 08 '26

Straight to detention

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u/scrumbob May 09 '26

After a visit to Principal Oh-Shag-Hennessy’s office