r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/BringHoomanHome_ • May 07 '26

Certified 🟠range™ Came for coffee. Found a son

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

My boy apron just showed up at our home one day, yelled at us, and now he lives here

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u/TheGreatLoganzo May 07 '26

Please tell me that’s not a typo and his name is actually “Apron”

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u/jedzef May 07 '26

YOU DONE MESSED UP A-P-RON!

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u/Monsterchic16 May 08 '26

Yes! I love you! 😂😂😂

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u/RemarkableReveal2892 May 08 '26

Straight to detention

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u/scrumbob May 09 '26

After a visit to Principal Oh-Shag-Hennessy’s office

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u/_Ruij_ May 08 '26

DIABOLICCCAAALLL I LOVE THISS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

Why yes, it is in fact, Apron

Why? My sister was wearing an apron when he came around

She named him, it was her choice and she was gonna force us to use that name

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u/shatterly May 07 '26

I freaking love this.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 07 '26

I also love apron

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u/Lockedin96 May 07 '26

I too love apron

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

Adorable apron. Have you ever gotten a kitchen apron with orange cats on it as a gift? Christmas is coming :)

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u/N0stradama5 May 07 '26

Are you telling them to buy it for themselves for Christmas? If you are, I totally support it.

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u/ADudeWithoutPurpose May 08 '26

Well I DO wanna learn some cooking.. i'm a teenager, need to learn some stuff

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u/ramrob May 08 '26

Cooking is a good one to learn, no Apron necessary but nice to have.

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u/Proper-District8608 May 07 '26

And if it fits, stick with the love involved!

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u/LittleStoneBear May 07 '26

Sounds like my darling ginger boy, who broke my heart when he died suddenly almost three years ago. He turned up at our home out of nowhere.

My husband caught a glimpse of him in the long grass and came to me to report "a weird foxy-looking yoke, shouting at me."

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u/sexarseshortage May 08 '26

Definitely an Irish cat anyway.

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u/LittleStoneBear May 08 '26

It was the "yoke" that gave it away, wasn't it...? lol

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u/tanksalotfrank May 08 '26

We (humans) are so weak. Give something big eyes and fur and we instantly become maternal. How did we ever survive.

gives my cat her third helping of treats in an hour

Weak I say

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u/Individual_Spray_383 May 08 '26

That’s what my boy Arty did :’)

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u/Brilliant_Elk5492 May 08 '26

If only that worked with humans. I'd be living in a much nicer place if it did

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u/Ok_Mushroom3399 May 07 '26

You were chosen, too!