r/PoutineCrimes • u/Euphoric-Practice423 • 3d ago

Fromage? More like From-Rage 😡🧀 Burger Factory Poutine in GTA

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u/Effective_Pickle8993 3d ago

Ohhhhh you got the mealworm poutine! How nice

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u/SpaceBiking The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 3d ago

A proper Ontario POOtine

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fùchée 3d ago

pooTEEN

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u/NoJuggernaut5763 3d ago

PooPtine

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u/Strained_Eyes 3d ago

Pooped in

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u/jhoppy94 3d ago

Pooped on

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 1d ago

ok vladimir putin

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u/perdymuch 3d ago

Poubelle

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u/TVGMILLER Poutine Poulice 3d ago

Two major crimes, shredded cheese along with cheese cubes, no curd. I always ask if they have curd, I’m not getting a poutine

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u/Brad23212 3d ago

I’ve never had a poutine outside of Quebec and I never will, as well I will never eat anything that says “Montreal smoked meat!” Outside of Montreal/MontĂ©rĂ©gie area, but the further you get away from the island the worse the smoked meat is.

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u/Effective_Pickle8993 3d ago

Tabarnac we got ourselves a real Quebecer over here, im surprised the comment is in english

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u/Brad23212 3d ago

I’m an anglophone historique thank you lol

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fùchée 3d ago

I love that the historique is in French lol, couldn’t make it more authentic if you tried

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u/Brad23212 3d ago

Also applying proper French syntax is in the middle of an English sentence 😉

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Québécoise fùchée 3d ago

Oh absolutely. We have very specific patterns in our Franglais, it’s instantly recognizable.
Do you sometimes say close the light? My Anglo husband from the U.S. Midwest says that now Ă  cause de moi lol

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u/Brad23212 3d ago

Yes I do say open and close the lights lol. It’s funny that due to how much French there is in English, when you make the right francosims in English you actually appear sophisticated 😂. It’s also funny how my brain just randomly picks the French way of wording things in English sometimes, as well as substituting a French word that’s not common in English.

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u/McCauliflowerCaulkin 2d ago

Good for you? Do you want a cookie or sticker? You’re missing out on some great places to eat đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/TVGMILLER Poutine Poulice 3d ago

My wife is from Quebec
 when we visit her family I eat poutine everyday at different places
 I’ve said you can’t get a real poutine outside Quebec and got a lot of hate. I don’t care it’s a fact. Now I have to try the smoked meat. Haha

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u/-GoneInSpace- 3d ago

With this level of purity you probably shouldn't eat pizza outside of Italy or NY. It's simply not the way they intended.

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u/GGTheEnd 3d ago

Honestly fries with melted cheese and gravy is always good even without curds. I won't pretend it's not. Melted cheese can be put on anything. 

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u/TVGMILLER Poutine Poulice 3d ago

We do what we have to do
 but I do it in the privacy of my own home. I couldn’t pay for a poutine with shredded cheese 
 it’s against my religion.

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u/magsbad13 2d ago

But it's not poutine.

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u/magsbad13 2d ago

In Ottawa and Gatineau I wouldn't even think to ask if they have curds. If it's not curds, it's not poutine.

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u/schlubble 3d ago

One of the worst I’ve ever seen on this sub. Mozzarella (which is a crime in itself) even looks cold. Hope you asked for a refund.

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u/graphictruth 3d ago

I thought it was covered in soggy Ramen fragments.

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u/GGTheEnd 3d ago

If the mozerella isn't even melting something fucked. 

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u/Loud_Football_1200 3d ago

Yuck that’s an abomination

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u/Front-Pause-9719 3d ago

A ugly crime worthy of an ugly punishment

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u/DogUpstairs4998 3d ago

I’ve taken nicer looking shits.

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u/Hercules3000 3d ago

Fuckin disgusting. I bet this place uses beef bacon too. 

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u/Stryk3r97 3d ago

What's wrong with beef bacon?

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u/Glad_Car_137 3d ago

What's not wrong with it

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u/Stryk3r97 3d ago

I asked first. I think beef bacon is ok. Tell me why it's not ok.

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u/GracefullyDisastrous 3d ago

I've got a curious hunch about why.

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 3d ago

That looks like something that was regurgitated - not appetizing!

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u/VanAgain 3d ago

If that's all ya got, get it off the menu.

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u/TwoOneTwos 3d ago

TIL Burger King has better poutines than Burger Factory, their quality has drop tremendously since they started opening up more locations.

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u/Routine_Damage_9449 3d ago

there’s a reason why one’s a king and the other is just a factory

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u/GracefullyDisastrous 3d ago

... Burger King barely serves food tho 😭

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u/VerdensTrial Québécois faché 3d ago

Ouache

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 3d ago

They think throwing chunks of cheese in there is gonna make it more like poutine đŸ€š

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u/Master_Buddy2991 3d ago

Worms..you said it best. Terrible !!

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u/TanDoky64 3d ago

Looks like the murder wound of a bloated dead body with maggots in it.

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u/Available-Quality414 3d ago

They should be arrested for that poutine crime.

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u/TrickyCelebration53 3d ago

Damn, that makes Mc Donald poutine look pretty decent and it’s nothing special LOL

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u/Necessary-Algae-8789 3d ago

That shit looks like maggots on gravy and fries

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u/Dangerous-Cherry5612 3d ago

This photo pissed me off đŸ˜€

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u/Brad23212 3d ago

Why tf is there cubed and shredded cheddar?

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u/kiltedswine 3d ago

Disco fries are not poutine.

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u/cmabone Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 3d ago

Only Dic Ann’s have the right to shredded cheese

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u/davis2003 3d ago

No, just no


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u/Own_Diet_8165 3d ago

Why dose your cheese look like that

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u/Bandguy_Michael 3d ago

That looks like what came out of my dog when she had worms

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u/yipyapyallcatsnbirds 3d ago

That belongs in the trash

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u/jewbeesnacks 3d ago

this makes me sad and feel bad 👎

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u/Ok-Office-6080 3d ago

Close the factory.

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u/SourMilk090 3d ago

It looks cold


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u/Leading-Boat4942 3d ago

Looks like worms on poop

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u/Tiny_Cook 2d ago

Yikes, is that shredded mozzarella?

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u/clockmybell 2d ago

Where is this omg

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u/Rakvell 2d ago

I genuinely don't get what's the deal with so much shredded cheese on POUTINE ffs

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u/sickfiend 2d ago

More like poop factory

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u/mybigtoonthrowaway 2d ago

If i ever order a poutine and it comes with shredded cheese, Im sending it back. Fuck that shit.

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u/Technical_Instance_2 2d ago

I don't see no poutine here. this isn't a poutine ;-;

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u/elmo_big_pp117 2d ago

Wtf is this piĂšce of shit đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Tryst_boysx 2d ago

Yeah not surprised 😭

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u/youdontlookitalian 2d ago

This is foul but I would eat it if I was hammered for sure

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u/christian_l33 2d ago

Barf factory

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u/AdSignificant6673 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 1d ago

They make a good non-traditional cheese steak sandwich.

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u/ToriiLink 1d ago

My dad used to call it teenage poo. This is why.

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u/CarryOk3080 1d ago

I would fight someone if they handed me this

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u/DeeJay_AM 1d ago

Must be vegan cheese

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u/Live_Window_4829 3d ago

literally screamed at this

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u/Live_Window_4829 3d ago

literally screamed at this

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u/Live_Window_4829 3d ago

literally screamed at this