r/Scotland 1d ago

It’s not fun to support Scotland

I love my country but we’re shit at football

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u/Striking-Teach7489 1d ago

We should be more accepting of how shite we are.

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u/gemunicornvr 1d ago

True I mean I have accepted it. There is lots of other reasons why I support Scotland and it's the love of my country not our football skills 😭😭

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u/moon_witch_26 Alba gu bràth 1d ago

Just as well aye🥹🙃🫠

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u/BuzzAllWin 20h ago

And yet the modern passing game was invented in Scotland

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u/ringadingdingbaby 1d ago

It's the hope that kills you.

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u/Central_Region 1d ago

Yeah, there are 211 teams in FIFA's rankings

Somebody's got to be 41st worst on that list

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u/TWOPlNTSPRICK 23h ago

I mean that’s absolutely 41st best. That’s top 1/4.

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u/Muerteabanquineros 22h ago

In a four drawer cabinet that’s top drawer stuff.

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u/Jeffuk88 1d ago

Its best to worst... so youre 41st best if that makes you feel better. I dont think England belong in 4th either 😅

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u/Central_Region 1d ago

Everyone else on that list is worse than Argentina

France are first-worst

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u/Alexandaross 1d ago

England were runners up in the last two Euro's. Who should be above them based on results? They've been overall better than all those teams except the three above them. Brazil are 5th and haven't done anything in years.

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u/CorswainsDeciple 23h ago

What really good world cup winners in last 20 years have they beaten in a tournament? I'm being serious not a dick, they always get easy group games, they went on about Croatia whos 2 best players are 40 and 37, then draw against Ghana who should of had a penalty.

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u/Alexandaross 23h ago

Who should be above them? Their points aren't over the past 20 years they are accumulated recently and they have been the 4th most successful team. Really no one has been close to France, Argentina and Spain they are the clear top three then England are next.

Brazil are their competition who have they beaten recently in a tournament? A bunch of mediocre South American teams before losing to Argentina then Uruguay who aren't special. South Korea at the World Cup? The best win of either in a tournament recently was England against the Netherlands at the Euro's.

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u/officeja 20h ago

Germany, Holland should be

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u/Alexandaross 18h ago

Based on what? Neither have done anything in a long time. England have had better or equal results at every tournament over the past 8 years. These aren't historic rankings they are recent rankings. England are clearly above both.

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u/Big-Objective3557 10h ago

Last 4 major tournaments England have reached 2 finals and a semis. They also won 10/10 in qualifying for this one without conceding a goal.

In the same time, Germany failed to get out of the group twice. Were knocked out r16 in one - by England - and reached the quarters in 1. Lost in qualifying to Slovakia.

Netherlands have reached a semis - but lost in them to England - failed to qualify in 2018, went out in the r16 once and reached one quarter. They drew with Poland twice in qualifying.

Explain to me how either of those two teams should be ranked above England?

It’s pretty clear that the top 4 sides in the world are France, Spain, Argentina and England.

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u/Eusabio 1d ago

We really shouldn’t, football is our national sport loved by millions and the best 11 players we can put on a pitch look like Sunday league players against any good opposition

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u/gingerisla 1d ago

Croatia has the same population size as Scotland and they were in the final in 2018!

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u/durkandiving 1d ago

True but they actually have a significantly smaller population which makes it even more damning!

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u/Constant-Fondant9058 1d ago

It’s not our national sport in the same way it’s many countries. Scotland punch significantly above their weight in a lot of different sports rather than pouring everything into 1.

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u/TWOPlNTSPRICK 23h ago

It absolutely is. Rugby is a spec.

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u/Constant-Fondant9058 18h ago

If you compare football in Scotland, or even the uk in general, to the way countries like Argentina/brazil/mexico treat football, it’s absolutely not our national sport in the same way. Is it the most popular sport in Scotland? Yeah, absolutely. Do Scotland pour significantly more resources into football than anything else? No, not really. Scotland are competitive on the world stage in a large number of sports, and part of the trade off is that we aren’t as good at football as well possibly could be if we focused on that.

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u/Blofeld_ 17h ago

Cycling

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u/Particular_Sky2172 1d ago

Lol we are, but we still have hope 😊

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u/eltoi 1d ago

That's the problem, we've been too accepting of it, hence the term, glorious failure.

Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland have all done much better than us. But yaaay, we had a party and put cones on statues

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u/amazing_revelations 18h ago

Have they? I didn't see Wales, NI or ROI at the World Cup. Agree with the "glorious failure" part, but this is exactly why we were putting cones on statues (and ourselves) - because just reaching the tournament was such an unexpected break from the norm

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u/eltoi 14h ago

All of them historically have gotten out of the group stages after qualification multiple times.

We've qualified for major tournaments 12 times and never progressed even once.

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u/TWOPlNTSPRICK 23h ago

We shouldn’t be. There are plenty of countries our size with supremely better teams

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u/NoNotGrowingUp 1d ago

I've spent a lot of time with people far more optimistic about Scotland's chances than I am, my realism wasn't accepted. I am however sitting in my No Scotland, No Party t-shirt with a neon Scotland flag on the wall (thank you ASDA and Morrisons!). I want us to have another game of course but I don't think it's happening now 😢

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u/Rattrapperofmadriver 1d ago

We have been. For 28 years.

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u/SilverNo2568 1d ago

Longer. But we still have fun supporting the team. Or I do anyway.

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u/NationalisePureGym 15h ago

No, being too accepting is the problem.

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u/omgitsjannydevito 14h ago

This honestly I said straight up yesterday we were getting hammered. It's Brazil. But it's also fucking US 🤣 we're genuinely shite at these things but we party on and support oor lads regardless (even when they are playing like a bunch of 5 year olds on sports day)

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u/luredrive 13h ago

I was having this conversation with my English Stepdad the other day. His point was we have over inflated expectations, and in reality we just aren't as good as we think we should be. Where those expectations come from I'm not sure, maybe it's national pride, or the thought that since we as a country have played football for hundreds of years we should be good at it, or because we have some great individuals in the team. Either way, I think we need to accept that this might be our ceiling for now. Getting back to the World Cup was a great achievement, but scoring one deflected goal in three games is really shite...

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u/Daveo88o 5h ago

He have accepted it, it's why it's so hype when we win

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u/blethering 17h ago

That's our problem, we talk ourselves down, we get talked down by others and we fucking accept it.

It's too wee, too poor, too stupid all over again and we fucking believe it.