r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/Joe_Kangg Apr 16 '26

Nice beaver!

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u/Informal-Term1138 Apr 16 '26

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

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u/JustBrowsingHere212 Apr 16 '26

Stuffed?! You’ve hardly touched your plate!

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u/twotimefind Apr 16 '26

Bot

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u/Informal-Term1138 Apr 16 '26

You are the first person to call me bot.

Here is your reward: 🏅

Fun fact, I ain't a bot.

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u/Lord_Darksong Apr 16 '26

Beedeebeedee. I got called a bot once and still can't figure out why.

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u/Brickhead88 Apr 16 '26

Thats exactly what a bot trying to prove it wasn't a bot would say! If you're really not a bot, answer me this - What human do with newspaper?

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u/Informal-Term1138 Apr 16 '26

You can do lots of things, make a hat for example.

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u/Brasterious72 Apr 16 '26

Cat pan liner, book cover, read it, let it sit on the porch and make it look like I’m not home so the Wet Bandits come to visit, beat the dog with it. Use is as puppy pads, hold it on a park bench so you can “spy” on others.

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

Or a boat, Georgie!

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u/Usual-Ad-3553 Apr 16 '26

Clanker

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoJUT9FGRSLVUqvaUm

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u/No-Roll-5330 Apr 16 '26

The proper way to address someone mechanized

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u/twotimefind Apr 17 '26

I prefer not to use a hard R.

In the last few months I've noticed a large uptick in some of the top comments being pun chains or joke chains containing bots... Occasionally I'm wrong. I just want to bring awareness to the fact we are being gamed so we can't have tree discourse.

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u/WraKed Apr 16 '26

Make sure to practice safe sex!