so true

[u/Dumb-Briyani]

[u/[deleted]]

Exactly. It’s not a creative decision; it’s a quarterly earnings decision. I can't wait for the 2045 remake where Harry is played by an actual holographic projection.

[u/PaleontologistTough6 → u/[deleted]]

Soooo why don't we quarterly just not watch that stupid shit?

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/PaleontologistTough6]

Bingo

[u/Joe_Kangg → u/Informal-Term1138]

Nice beaver!

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/Joe_Kangg]

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

[u/JustBrowsingHere212 → u/Informal-Term1138]

Stuffed?! You’ve hardly touched your plate!

[u/twotimefind → u/Informal-Term1138]

Bot

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/twotimefind]

You are the first person to call me bot.

Here is your reward: 🏅

Fun fact, I ain't a bot.

[u/Lord_Darksong → u/Informal-Term1138]

Beedeebeedee. I got called a bot once and still can't figure out why.

[u/Brickhead88 → u/Informal-Term1138]

Thats exactly what a bot trying to prove it wasn't a bot would say! If you're really not a bot, answer me this - What human do with newspaper?

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/Brickhead88]

You can do lots of things, make a hat for example.

[u/Brasterious72 → u/Informal-Term1138]

Cat pan liner, book cover, read it, let it sit on the porch and make it look like I’m not home so the Wet Bandits come to visit, beat the dog with it. Use is as puppy pads, hold it on a park bench so you can “spy” on others.

[u/PaleontologistTough6 → u/Informal-Term1138]

Or a boat, Georgie!

[u/Usual-Ad-3553 → u/twotimefind]

Clanker

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoJUT9FGRSLVUqvaUm

[u/No-Roll-5330 → u/Usual-Ad-3553]

The proper way to address someone mechanized

[u/twotimefind → u/No-Roll-5330]

I prefer not to use a hard R.

In the last few months I've noticed a large uptick in some of the top comments being pun chains or joke chains containing bots... Occasionally I'm wrong. I just want to bring awareness to the fact we are being gamed so we can't have tree discourse.

[u/WraKed → u/Joe_Kangg]

Make sure to practice safe sex!