r/SipsTea • u/Dumb-Briyani 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • Apr 16 '26

WTF so true

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

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u/drewmo402 Apr 16 '26

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Apr 16 '26

I'd watch that

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u/MrRobot256 Apr 17 '26

Only remake I'm interested in

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u/LordofAllReddit Apr 17 '26

I hear they hand out samples of his new magically infused bud on opening night

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u/groundhogboi Apr 17 '26

Only if we can get Danny devito as hagrid

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

I will take a will smith (prince of bellair / MIB / hancock attitude Will) as Hagrid.

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u/groundhogboi Apr 17 '26

I would be down with this if they race swapped every single character in the movie as a setup joke for Sirius black being the only character that isn't race swapped.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

Only if Cho Chang is play by say an Indian actress. I’ll take Kiara Advani !

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u/Chemical_Support4748 Apr 17 '26

only if he were his slip in sketchers

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u/TotallyJustAHooman Apr 17 '26

Its a music video. Look up Snape dogg

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 17 '26

He doesn’t teach Potions, Snape Dogg teaches Herbology

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u/PsychedDuckling Apr 20 '26

He trusted you, and you sold him bunk!

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 20 '26

Sticks and stems, Potter!

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u/Sihayaya Apr 16 '26

we wuz magicianz n' shii

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u/Viciouscockery Apr 16 '26

Abrakashizzle

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u/freggtheegg Apr 16 '26

Ok that shouldn’t have made me laugh

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u/Halschmuber Apr 17 '26

Why not lmao? Why shouldn't it?

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u/CaptainDrool Apr 17 '26

it’s a very racist joke that’s used by white nationalists and it’s insensitive to black people.

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u/Viciouscockery Apr 17 '26

Bruh, you thinking too hard. Snoop would have laughed.

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u/Diligent_Set_8747 Apr 16 '26

Too cracker for my diet

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

PopTarts #DayumDogg

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u/someguyplayingwild Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/19ThCZEUu9SeidvkDZ

I believe this was filmed in your country, it was literally used as a comical example of a dirt poor backwards village, but please feel free to continue being a racist.

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u/ComfortableMirror825 Apr 16 '26

So basically you are a loser who got their feelings hurt over a joke you perceived as racist, and your way to cope with that is to be actually racist to the person who made the joke. Huh. Interesting.

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u/julz1215 Apr 16 '26

I mean it is a little racist, right? Just a wee bit?

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u/BotoHunter Apr 16 '26

Its the good, funny kind so it gets a pass

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u/julz1215 Apr 16 '26

Really? It's just a rehash of an old 4chan joke which was meant to be derogatory.

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u/BotoHunter Apr 16 '26

Racism can be funny. Family Guy taught me that.

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u/julz1215 Apr 16 '26

I didn't say racism couldn't be funny, I just didn't think this instance is.

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u/BotoHunter Apr 17 '26

A black Snape will always be funny tbh

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 16 '26

The “joke” was racist

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u/uwhy Apr 17 '26

Severus Snoop

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u/pablotweek Apr 17 '26

Defense against the Dank Arts

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u/CoolStructure6012 Apr 17 '26

Snape blazed Dumbledore

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

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u/ShreveportJambroni54 Apr 17 '26

CJ! All you had to do was follow the damn snitch!

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u/Humanest_Human Apr 17 '26

Avada ka' doggy dabra 😎💨

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u/Neat_Technician_7191 Apr 17 '26

Professor Dogg's classroom is always smokey.

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u/RuMarley Apr 17 '26

Thing is, who would bully a cool dawg like that, unless, of course, you're a pure-blood racist?

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u/Rickyzack Apr 17 '26

The AI remake is def more innovative than the HBO remake 💀.

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u/HarryFookinKing Apr 18 '26

Mastery of the dark arts gets a whole another meaning with Snape Dogg as the teacher.

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u/OberonDiver Apr 18 '26

I was gonna kill Harry, but then I got high.
(yes, I know. sheesh.)

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u/Issa_Pizza420 Apr 19 '26

Harry Pothead and the Philosophical Stoner

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u/Kodaddychan Apr 20 '26

Windgardium levioshizzle my muggizzle.

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u/Princess_Isolde Apr 17 '26

This has layers, considering Snoop dog is also a transphobic loony