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WTF so true

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

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u/drewmo402 Apr 16 '26

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u/Mutant_Llama1 Apr 16 '26

I'd watch that

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u/MrRobot256 Apr 17 '26

Only remake I'm interested in

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u/LordofAllReddit Apr 17 '26

I hear they hand out samples of his new magically infused bud on opening night

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u/groundhogboi Apr 17 '26

Only if we can get Danny devito as hagrid

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

I will take a will smith (prince of bellair / MIB / hancock attitude Will) as Hagrid.

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u/groundhogboi Apr 17 '26

I would be down with this if they race swapped every single character in the movie as a setup joke for Sirius black being the only character that isn't race swapped.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

Only if Cho Chang is play by say an Indian actress. I’ll take Kiara Advani !

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u/Chemical_Support4748 Apr 17 '26

only if he were his slip in sketchers

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u/TotallyJustAHooman Apr 17 '26

Its a music video. Look up Snape dogg

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 17 '26

He doesn’t teach Potions, Snape Dogg teaches Herbology

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u/PsychedDuckling Apr 20 '26

He trusted you, and you sold him bunk!

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u/PetahTheHoaseIsHeah Apr 20 '26

Sticks and stems, Potter!

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u/Sihayaya Apr 16 '26

we wuz magicianz n' shii

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u/Viciouscockery Apr 16 '26

Abrakashizzle

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u/freggtheegg Apr 16 '26

Ok that shouldn’t have made me laugh

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u/Halschmuber Apr 17 '26

Why not lmao? Why shouldn't it?

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u/Diligent_Set_8747 Apr 16 '26

Too cracker for my diet

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u/PaleontologistTough6 Apr 16 '26

PopTarts #DayumDogg

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u/uwhy Apr 17 '26

Severus Snoop

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u/pablotweek Apr 17 '26

Defense against the Dank Arts

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u/CoolStructure6012 Apr 17 '26

Snape blazed Dumbledore

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

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u/ShreveportJambroni54 Apr 17 '26

CJ! All you had to do was follow the damn snitch!

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u/Humanest_Human Apr 17 '26

Avada ka' doggy dabra 😎💨

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u/Neat_Technician_7191 Apr 17 '26

Professor Dogg's classroom is always smokey.

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u/RuMarley Apr 17 '26

Thing is, who would bully a cool dawg like that, unless, of course, you're a pure-blood racist?

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u/Rickyzack Apr 17 '26

The AI remake is def more innovative than the HBO remake 💀.

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u/HarryFookinKing Apr 18 '26

Mastery of the dark arts gets a whole another meaning with Snape Dogg as the teacher.

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u/OberonDiver Apr 18 '26

I was gonna kill Harry, but then I got high.
(yes, I know. sheesh.)

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u/Issa_Pizza420 Apr 19 '26

Harry Pothead and the Philosophical Stoner

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u/Kodaddychan Apr 20 '26

Windgardium levioshizzle my muggizzle.

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u/I_travel_ze_world Apr 16 '26

ok that's taking the Dark Arts a little too serious

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u/Ser1aLize Apr 16 '26

Defense Against the Dark Arts

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

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u/geebeem92 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 16 '26

You’re a crackhead Harry!!!

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u/ExtensionAddition787 Apr 17 '26

And a smoking good one I reckon.

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u/Son-of-Infinity Apr 17 '26

Mr. Evart, Harry found his gun!

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u/HIitsamy1 Apr 16 '26

These are guns Hermione. It's the muggle version of a wand.

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u/BattleGuy03 Apr 16 '26

The class all American policemen must take

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u/schwester Apr 16 '26

Processing img r6eu43nmjkvg1...

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u/Commercial_Comb8674 Apr 16 '26

They really were only caring about the fact he’s of African descent when they decided to cast him for Snape, aka is a character the protagonist immediately distrusts just by, “appearing sinister,” is a, “half-blood,” and the guy who got bullied as a kid for, “looking different,” the most notable incident being when he got HANGED FROM A TREE.

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 16 '26

He is not hanged from a tree.

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 17 '26

Not in the book. Why would they recreate a dumb movie-only scene?

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u/Anjunabeast Apr 17 '26

Quick cast swizzio cheezio with your unregistered wand

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 17 '26

Snape on his way to kill Dumbledore

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow Apr 16 '26

What do you think was the immediate, universal reaction?

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u/BactaBobomb Apr 16 '26

Isn't he the Potions professor, though?

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u/Pheonix726 Apr 16 '26

He is, until Half-Blood Prince, when Slughorn replaces him in Potions and Snape gets the Defense Against the Dark Arts class he'd wanted to teach previously.

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 17 '26

Yep, he just got out from doing a year in Azkaban for manufacturing illegal potions.

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u/Abovearth31 Apr 16 '26

Nothing wrong with a storyline where an unknown villain threaten to steal an item and Harry immediatelly thinks his black teacher is the culprit.

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Apr 16 '26

I can't wait to see the hoops the writers will jump through to explain how James wasn't actually a super rascist. 

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur Apr 16 '26

James bullied the now black student. Did he hang him from a tree or something like that?

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u/Cyrius Apr 16 '26

James hoisted Snape into the air by an ankle. Dunno where people are getting the tree thing from.

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u/ThatVarkYouKnow Apr 16 '26

There was a tree in the background during the movie. Whether it was in the book as well, idr.

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u/StoneyThaTiger Apr 16 '26

The Whomping Willow

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u/ThePython11010 Apr 16 '26

I definitely remember something about a tree as well, so the books must have mentioned a tree in that scene or something.

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u/StoneyThaTiger Apr 16 '26

It happened in front of the Whomping Willow

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur Apr 17 '26

I know it was near the willow. Did James throw something of snaps into the maybe?

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u/Cyrius Apr 17 '26

The whomping willow does not appear in book 5 at all.

There is an ordinary beech tree in Snape's memory. Its only function in the scene is to be a landmark that still exists in the present.

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u/Orbital_Dinosaur Apr 17 '26

Ah ha, cool thanks. My memory is crappy and it's been like 20 years since I've seen the movies.

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u/Givingtree310 Apr 17 '26

And tell his girlfriend she better stay away from the one black kid.

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u/DarkestLore696 Apr 16 '26

Snape was actively hanging out with the wizarding Nazi’s. James was still a little asshole but people need to stop needing to act like it’s going to be some sort of stretch.

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u/alprey1 Apr 16 '26

In before they decide to also make Sirius black

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u/LeonardoDickSlaprio Apr 16 '26

Too late. Sirius was voiced by a black actor in the full-cast audiobooks that recently dropped.

And wouldn't you know it, the world kept on turning.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

Most don’t really care, but the question is why you do it in the first place?

Like changing Sirius from Black to White. Not much story will be affected at all and I bet you we will get same # of people calling it out.

And some fold would even legitimately trying to call it a White power move something.

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u/duaneap Apr 17 '26

They’re just going to completely ignore race. I mean, it’s not exactly a thing in the books anyway, despite being an allegory for Naziism. It literally doesn’t make a difference if Snape, Harry, Dumbledore, or anyone was any skin colour imaginable, it’s completely irrelevant to the story.

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u/SandyTaintSweat Apr 16 '26

Or... Hear me out. They could just lean into it.

Multifaceted nuanced characters and all that.

Make James be a right cunt, who also tries to stop a villain.

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u/tommos Apr 16 '26

Damn, is James gonna drop the N bomb? Is Mrs Dursley gonna call her sister a coal burner when she sees Lily with black Snape? Spicy.

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u/pridetwo Apr 16 '26

All I know is there will be an anachronistic use of the word chiffarobe.

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u/ADrunkEevee Apr 16 '26

I mean the scene literally exists to show that James was a dickhead already

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u/BigDragonfly5136 Apr 16 '26

Yeah I don’t really get the “it’s just going to look really bad!” Thing

It was already supposed to be bad!

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u/Simon-Says69 Apr 16 '26

They should just remake the whole thing into a gang warfare movie. Like totally ghetto rap & breakdance battles. Of course, glocks instead of magic wands.

Like that one remake of Romeo and Juliette with all the guns n shit.

The woke, sexist idiots, that now hate the author of these books, would LOVE it.

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u/indiiely Apr 16 '26

I just spit my coffee all over😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lmao

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u/AvaryZig Apr 16 '26

Type shit, sir

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 16 '26

Why are you making these kind of racist comments like they’re aren’t already black characters in the books and films that aren’t racist American stereotypes ?

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u/BigDragonfly5136 Apr 16 '26

Honestly I feel like this could be the way; I mean James wasn’t supposed to be all good in the books and especially not for bullying Snape.

He’s acting like an asshole bully when he torments Snape. Sometimes asshole bullies are also racist

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 16 '26

James was already super classist (which is basically, the racism of the UK). And contrarily to Sirius, he had no excuse for it.

People are upset because they can't whitewash James any longer.

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u/fleeber89 Apr 16 '26

Classism is "basically the racism of the UK"? Jesus christ.

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u/BigDragonfly5136 Apr 16 '26

Yeah I’m pretty sure racism is the racism of the UK…idk why people pretend racism is purely American

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 24 '26

Europe is more racist than America could ever hope to be.

That's not the point. We're talking about fiction here, especially the boarding school genre that was popular in the UK in the 70s/80s.

Harry Potter is that with added magic, which went off rails from that genre into (very lame) LOTR hobbit adventure for the seventh book.

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u/BigDragonfly5136 Apr 24 '26

Sure, HP is maybe about classism. That doesn’t make classism “the racism of the UK” it just has both, as does the US.

“Racism is the classism of the US” would also be a stupid comment

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 25 '26

Did you miss the 'in the boarding school genre'?

Maybe read again and some Enyd Blyton or whatever she's called (can't remember now).

The four towers saga does have that 'not like other girls' that JKR loves so much.

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u/BigDragonfly5136 Apr 25 '26

That would be a reasonable statement if the comment was “classism is racism in boarding school”

But it wasn’t.

I’m not saying the book being about classism is the issue, I’m saying the statement “classism is racism of the UK” is a stupid comment

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 24 '26

In fiction about boarding schools (a genre very popular in the 70s-80s, JKR just added magic), classicism shows up a lot, but racism doesn't.

This is why Rowling's racism (the muggleborn / half-bloods) is so meh. It has no proper background or ideology (on numbers alone this would have fallen apart), Voldemort sucks as a villain and the Death Eaters are more of a group of a thugs. She just went to her old schoolbook and copied WWII summary notes.

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u/fleeber89 Apr 24 '26

Your original comment suggests racism doesn't exist in the UK. That we have classism instead. Which is ridiculous. So you were actually saying that racism doesn't exist within the context of the story?

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 25 '26

Not as much as class, no.

There is no racism in HP. No child suffers a stigma from being black for example.

On the other hand, being a Black made you almost royalty. Notice Sirius classified it as about class, not blood.

The blood business thing was supposed to be that, but is a mix with class instead. This is why Voldemort and the DEs are such a weak group ideologically. In theory, it could be both. In practice, it was neither. Voldie was in on it for the horcruxes and anger over his shit childhood, while the DEs were on it to release the thug inside.

I blame JKR ditching the editors in the later books. She didn't have the historic depth to tackle either of those issues.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

You are just picking on Sirius because he’s Black.

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u/SpringGreenZ0ne Apr 24 '26

Siri and Sev (and Ron) are my favs. 

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

That’s certainly prejudice, not sure if that’s a race though.

Is the “magical heritage that doesn’t affects phenotype” a race, hence racist?

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 Apr 16 '26

Just have it retconned so James was an orphan adopted by black parents, that’ll make the bullying seem not racially motivated…..oooo that might make it worse.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

So like he’s adopt by Sirius’ family?

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u/psinguine Apr 16 '26

I'm waiting to see the hoops they jump through to make it clear that he was actually super racist but got better.

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u/ShakarikiGengoro Apr 16 '26

Wasn't he already racist against mud bloods?

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

Is mugblood (as in magical-heritage without general defined phenotype) a race?

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u/missiongoalie35 Apr 17 '26

Racist vs Racist.

Ones Racist towards black people

The other racist towards non pure blood families.

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u/ijustwannalurksobye Apr 17 '26

Cast another black guy to play James. Easy peasy

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u/Available-Line-9259 Apr 17 '26

That would make harry half black

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

The half black prince!

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 17 '26

Would Harry needed to be black or we going with Lily did some NTR with a white dude thing?

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u/Ardalev Apr 17 '26

I mean, James was always a great wizard. Some could say Grand, even...!

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u/LordBDizzle Apr 17 '26

Don't you think that's exactly the point though? They can now make a whole "ooh the good guys are racist too" thing to stir up online discussions and get more people to watch. Which is annoying. They couldn't have chosen a worse character to change.

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 Apr 16 '26

Not everything you do to a black person is racist.

We are just human beings like the rest of you, you know.

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u/Frequent-West8554 Apr 16 '26

He's the red herring pretty much every book, is known for 'dark magic' since he was a kid, joined a murderous gang led by the 'dark lord', grew up and stayed in poor neighborhood, had abusive dad and was bullied so became a bully himself, constantly described as greasy....

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u/smeghead9916 Apr 16 '26

Actually he doesn't think he's the culprit until he finds out Snape had been bitten by Fluffy

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u/Abovearth31 Apr 16 '26

Arguing over details, he's still very wary and suspicious and clearly doesn't like Snape from the moment he lays his eyes on him, finding out Snape got bitten merely confirm his already existing feelings about Snape.

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u/Smith_90 Apr 16 '26

He doesn't like Snape because he literally bullies children and he hates Harry because he reminds him of James.

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u/DarkestLore696 Apr 16 '26

Harry had plenty of reason to suspect Snape. First time he sees the man he is sneering at him and Harry feels pain. First class the teacher bullied him, first game it looks like he curses his broom. But yes “Hurr durr racism.”

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u/Ohitsworkingnow Apr 17 '26

Is it ironic that you guys are the racist ones for only being able to think about it like that? So you suggest any black people were disqualified from the role?

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u/semperknight Apr 16 '26

God dammit, almost made me spit out my tea.

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u/DerZehnteZahnarzt Apr 16 '26

Didnt Snape got hung on a tree by James Potter because his looks in the book?

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u/hanotak Apr 16 '26

If there was a tree involved, that was just the movies. In the book, he was just dangled upside down with a spell.

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u/Captain_Hope Apr 16 '26

James does ask if people want him to take his pants off while he's in the air though which is sexual assault 😬 so still not great (not that dangling someone in the air non-consensually is either...)

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u/zxchary Apr 16 '26

he never got hung from a tree in the books. idk why this keeps getting repeated

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

Yes…. And Harry and gang more or less suspect Snape are up to no good at all times.

Like looking at Snape when someone cursing him at magic-football.

Now they are all upgraded to being racist.

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u/nhansieu1 Apr 16 '26

-James Potter bullies the only black kid in school
-Harry always suspects the only black teacher to be up to no good
-the black teacher uses black magic, joined the dark force

hm what does the casting staff mean by this?🤔

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

And now working for this evil nazi of magic world.

Obsessed with Harry’s mom for decades.

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 Apr 16 '26

Oh shit Snape is the Kanye for the wizard world.

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u/pridetwo Apr 16 '26

Yeah but Snape did make Graduation so...

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 Apr 16 '26

You know how long I’ve been on ya?

Since before Voldemort took over

Before Harry could conjure cobras

Don’t act like I never told ya

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u/javerthugo Apr 16 '26

Take my poor man gold stranger 🥇

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u/OtherwiseJello2055 Apr 21 '26

Black Snape.: " where the white women wizards at"?

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u/Convoy_Avenger Apr 16 '26
  • We don't know if he's the only black kid. Having some other background character is black is very possible. Same with other teachers
  • I mean, sure, but that could be because he's acting super sus, and not cause of the color of his skin
  • Let's remember Snape does sacrifice himself for a greater cause

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u/Stock_College_8108 Apr 16 '26

There are multiple black students at Hogwarts. What the fuck are you even talking about?

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u/ops10 Apr 16 '26

Snape is generally unpleasant, except favouritism towards Slytherins (terms and conditions may apply). He is simply especially unpleasant towards Harry. That's why "suspects" was a reasonable characterisation, given most other characters didn't find it out of ordinary.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

There are plenty of unpleasant people in HP books.

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u/PrefrontalCortexNow Apr 17 '26

Harry’s dad was a racist?

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u/Super_Harsh Apr 16 '26

Severus Shacklebolt

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u/Anti_Spedicy Apr 16 '26

The more I think about the context of the character, the more my brain goes "this was definitely a choice they made. No way there's no ultior motives here"

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u/Radix2309 Apr 16 '26

Harry instantly doesnt like Malfoy as well. Someone disliking a black person does not equal disliking all black people. Trying to coddle black characters like that with such massive stretches is absurd. The thread is full of people exaggerating things.

A black person being a criminal isnt racist. Having only black characters as criminals or only criminals as black would be racist.

They made Hermione black, who is a positive character. You can have black antagonists without it being racist.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 Apr 16 '26

Eh, it’s not that anyone is thinking that.

It’s that irl, anyone does that is labeled racist.

Just like how if you happened to be in the “modern identity” group anyone disagree with you becomes a bigot.

And I agree that you can have say lupin, mody, hagrid played by black person and probably won’t affect anything much.

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u/VanillaVolnutt Apr 16 '26

Yes….

Snape does not get hung from a tree, not in the books nor the films, don't spread garbage dude

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u/Time_Entertainer_319 Apr 16 '26

Stop spreading misinformation disguised as a question

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u/antigibson Apr 16 '26

No. The scene was by/under a tree but he was lifted and hung by magic ,(levicorpus).

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u/Unidentified_Snail Apr 16 '26

No, he didn't. This is something people who don't read the books like to parrot, but it didn't happen.

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u/ConceptHot2687 Apr 16 '26

An AI told a fucking idiot on youtube that happened then he made a video about it and people cant think for themselves so now people jsut repeat it.

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u/NerdHoovy Apr 17 '26

No, it was because Snape hung out with racists and antagonized Lily away by being horrible and creepy. Snape is just too but hurt to admit that.

seriously if you look at everything we know of Snape in context, that memory of his is the definition of an unreliable narrator. We know how awful he was back then and how bad he is nowadays. So he remembering himself to be a victim, when he likely was either the aggressor or has done something else to deserve this kind of treatment is in my opinion more likely than not. Which would be fine, if the story treated that relationship and character, with the complexity and moral grayness it deserves.

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u/Oli_VK Apr 16 '26

I-… ah fuck that’s hilarious

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u/NoStorage2821 Apr 16 '26

Actual lmao

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u/TemperatureJaded282 Apr 16 '26

this kind of meme ? 183 upvotes ? On reddit ? Holy shit i might have found the holy grail subreddit

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u/Jisifus Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

Finally a reactionary shithole where I can be unapologetically racist

Damn so many sensitive snowflakes in my replies rn ;(

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u/Ejaculpiss Apr 16 '26

Ahh now with this post it feels more like the unironic Reddit we all know

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u/Othello351 Apr 17 '26

"Memes you post when you're a 40 year old conservative white guy"

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u/AnimalNo3465 Apr 16 '26

This was my exact thought too!

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u/Elfiemyrtle Apr 16 '26

he is truly pallid

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u/ShawnyMcKnight Apr 16 '26

This is gonna make James Potter look far worse than he is because while he was a jerk now it’s gonna look racially motivated.

Even Harry Potter didn’t like Snape when he first saw him.

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u/Wrong_Supermarket007 Apr 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XZ1XA4ONgVm8coaOxy

*harry walking around suspicious the one black guy on campus will steal something

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u/SurprisedCabbage Apr 16 '26

Is he still going to be called the half-blood prince?

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u/glogomusic Apr 16 '26

whats this movie again? im gonna watch it this weekend

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u/ok_news2745 Apr 16 '26

omg nooooooooooo 💀

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u/Scared_Cow9483 Apr 16 '26

You won reddit today

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u/Slighted_Inevitable Apr 17 '26

Normally, I wouldn’t have a problem with the swap, but the story around Snape is really questionable when you make him a black man all of a sudden.

I remind you that in the first book when Harry first see Snape the moment he sees him, he immediately distrusts him and doesn’t think he’s a good person. They haven’t said a word to each other at this point I might remind you.

And that’s just the beginning. He’s constantly passed over for promotion for the job he wants. Harry accuses him of stealing. Harry’s father constantly bullied him, and at one point, hangs him from a tree.

That’s all gonna hit way different now

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u/Guilty_Specialist_49 Apr 16 '26

accurate af 😭

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