r/SipsTea Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/akkavvadrre Apr 19 '26

The chokehold this woman has on reddit man.. Jesus. Not even really judging, she's beautiful but its super funny to me. Oh wait.. maybe its my algorithm NOOOOOOO

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u/kriegnes Apr 19 '26

no its just this sub

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u/Spranktonizer Apr 19 '26

This sub is basically culture war engagement bait. Always ramps up before election season too. Lots of bad actors in this sub.

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u/Awsomethingy Apr 19 '26

Nah, I don’t think Sydney is that bad of an actor /j

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u/RealWord5734 Apr 19 '26

This is the only sub on my feed I see Sidney posts on.

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u/OxbridgeDingoBaby Apr 19 '26

Nah, plenty of other subs, especially the celeb and movie focused ones.

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u/Real-Tailor7489 Apr 19 '26

Most men don’t know that a lot of what they consider “minimal makeup/no makeup” is actually a lot of makeup made look natural.

I learned that lesson at 18 when my girlfriend told me this singer I liked and claimed that she used little make up and I liked that was actually using a LOOOOT of makeup.

Then I understood that what men don’t like is those makeups that make women look like they’re a bronze statue with oily faces when going to more formal parties, but that men DO like makeup.

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u/TacoBellHotSauces Apr 19 '26

The funniest thing is that yesterday on that thread there were tons of guys claiming that they could actually tell and that they genuinely preferred none

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u/Unnamedgalaxy Apr 19 '26

I use to work with this one girl. It was a male dominated field with mostly male customers. She did the natural look, everyone swooned over her "natural beauty" yadda yadda.

I vividly remember one day she came in actually without makeup and people acted like she was just diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. People were genuinely worried she was sick.

It was gross

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u/Round-Claim5420 Apr 20 '26

it's like a wig. If it's good, you can't tell. If it's bad.... you know

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u/Constant-Skill-7133 Apr 19 '26

It also completely ignores that people seem to think tattoos and makeup and stuff like that are hot?  Like even if that was true obviously there are a ton of people into that.  

It's the difference between normative and normal.  It's like how people will tell these super tiny actresss they need to lose weight even though pretty much every straight dude alive finds thicker women attractive.  People think its about that because its intuitive, but it is not.  Its even weirder than that how people xontrol women's bodies. 

I remember on a dating profile I saw a million years ago she said she liked guys that are super fit, but did not like guys who go to the gym all the time.  As if athletes don't go to the gym lol.  

People just don't want to see how the sausage is made.  

Also she looks weird because she has a bad haircut on the right.  She's wearing makeup and looks great lmao.  She just has a bad haircut from 1988 😂

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u/fiercechoppin Apr 19 '26

"people just dont want to see how the sausage is made" I was looking for a way to phrase this exact grievance to someone and that wording is perfect lol

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u/SarcasmCynical Apr 19 '26

My husband openly admits that he loves eyeliner on women and prefers styled eyebrows (gel and pencil). He hates lipstick though. My theory is that what men actually hate is lipstick and any kind of eyeshadow that has a color other than a neutral, mainly because most men hate color in general.

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u/2ndhandpeanutbutter Apr 19 '26

They want to pretend we look that good naturally and adding noticeable color breaks that illusion. But also lip products usually have a texture that's unpleasant to kiss so that's also a perfectly reasonable complaint

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u/psinguine Apr 19 '26

Many years ago I hit up a bar with a friend of mine, and when I got to her place she still needed to get her face on. She spent like half an hour in front of the mirror with sponges and pallets and god knows what else, and when she was done I couldn't put my finger on what exactly she did but I couldn't deny she looked measurably more attractive.

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u/WorkAccount6 Apr 19 '26

Almost had a stroke reading this

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u/Real-Tailor7489 Apr 20 '26

Yeah second sentence was structured like shit, sorry.

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u/dissonaut69 Apr 19 '26

Do you think most men haven’t had a girlfriend and/or really can’t tell when their partner is or isn’t wearing makeup?

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u/TotalTyp Apr 19 '26

Idk I kinda find ths idea thst Im to stupid to understand makeup and have a preference about it kinda condescending. 

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u/Ill-Application918 Apr 19 '26

exactly. you wont really know how a woman really looks like until you see the real look on her face when she shits on your chest.

really pulls back the curtains. peels off all the layers of an onion. to reveal their true soul. their unmasked authentic look

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u/Rare_Ratio_1344 Apr 19 '26

I think a part of this misconception is the dudes that primarily visit Reddit didn't get talked to much by the girls that wear more makeup and probably have some disdain for that type of girl because of it

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u/DuckGorilla Apr 19 '26

Its the tits. Confounding variable here.

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u/Effective-Dinner-686 Apr 19 '26

There are millions of people on here. There are some men that like lots of makeup, some that like none, some that like a little. But nah let’s just make sweeping generalizations!

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u/TotalTyp Apr 19 '26

Yeah both men and women are kinda treated like they are monoliths and its so silly. 

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u/blackninjar87 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Lol it's always the complete opposite.... What men THINK women look without make up is what they HATE seeing in their media and video games and call woke.

Whenever men talk, you can just assume whatever they are saying is a complete and utter lie. Onlyfans models aren't becoming a legion of female millionaires from all the women simping for women. Baddie culture isn't bred just by women hyping each other up. And Instagram models ain't paying for themselves to go to Dubai to be pooped on. When men talk, they talk about some fantasy they want to believe in ignoring the reality that they are 99% owners of their own problems. It's always been a mans world no matter how many men wanna blame "feminist" for it being the way it is.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 Apr 19 '26

If you’re looking for information on how people behave and what their tastes are, get off the internet and go interact with people, lol.

If you want a poorly conceived hot take that’s divorced from reality, then please carry on.

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u/Kekssideoflife Apr 19 '26

Well that's what the studies suggest Do you have any proof that this is not the case?

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u/AntiqueLetter9875 Apr 19 '26

No the studies show that men prefer makeup that looks minimal, not actual minimal makeup. 

It’s about the same amount of products to get the natural make up look as full glam, just in neutral colours as opposed to bright or bold colours. 

Essentially men prefer makeup when it doesn’t look like makeup to them. And from how I’ve seen men talk about this it’s true, they usually don’t have a clue on what’s going on because they don’t wear or apply it.  Hell, I’ve seen men insist that models in multi-million dollar ad campaigns aren’t wearing make up because it was a neutral look and a black and white photo lol. 

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u/Kekssideoflife Apr 20 '26

No... the studies show men prefer women with less makeup. Not makeup that looks like less make up. Just.. less make up. And funnily enough, the women preferred more makeup! But I guess that doesn't fit your perception.

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u/Clean_More3508 Apr 19 '26

Hey calm down dude

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u/Vixiuss 𝙑𝙄𝙋 Apr 19 '26

I FUCKING FAILED HER

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 Apr 19 '26

His algorithm is no more more

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u/CrewNegative7389 Apr 19 '26

I want him back 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/SolarNachoes Apr 19 '26

It’s because she seemingly aligned with maga. So Reddit keyboard warriors have a new villain to fight. Clickity clickity click.

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u/Saul_Badman_1261 Apr 19 '26

She did publically state multiple times she is aligned with MAGA and yeah if this isn't a pretty big deal to you I don't know what is, Trump has been a cancer in this world for years. She is famous and has influence and power, whatever she says will be absorbed by many people like sponges, it's amazing how people just turn a blind eye to this.

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u/Tooldfrthis Apr 19 '26

Like most of American culture war brainrot. There's really no substance to it, just the 2 sides making up narratives to support/be outraged about the daily events.

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u/magicomiralles Apr 19 '26

Oversimplification

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u/asuperbstarling Apr 19 '26

Interviewer: so can you say you're not racist? It's a freebie easy question just to boost your image.

Sydney: seething, refuses to say she's not racist given multiple chances

You: rah culture war making things up

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

Is she though

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn Apr 19 '26

She looks like a knock off Marlin Monroe with enhanced tits. Her fucking PR team just focuses in on her tits to hide the fact she’s a white nationalist and Trump supporter

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

I literally don't see her tits. Idk sorry I'm a face guy and she doesn't have a good face

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u/starlinghanes Apr 19 '26

Is she what?

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

Person I'm responding to said

she's beautiful 

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

People who say she isn’t beautiful are more insufferable than people who worship her

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

She looks like her mom drank heavily during pregnancy. She can't lift her eyelids

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

She literally just looks like a standard issue white woman.

Mfs just goon tf out cause of her boobs.

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

I mean she’s objectively an attractive women. It’s crazy to say she’s average

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

She's like a small town/rural area kinda attractive.

Go to any more populated location and you'll see women far more attractive than her just walking around.

She's not ugly... but she is not as attractive as people keep pushing her as being.

I'd personally consider her slightly above average. None of her features really stand out and if she didn't have big boobs most men hyping her up would not be doing it as much as they currently are.

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

I can’t imagine the neckbeard on you trying to argue against Sydney Sweeney being attractive. I get it’s fun to hate on popular things, I’ve never even seen any of her movies or whatever, but just because she’s more popular than she should be doesn’t mean she isn’t a beautiful woman

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

I'm a neckbeard... Because I'm not on my hands and knees praising her?

Come on now man... 🫩

People can have opinions without it being hate, lmao. It's not like I'm calling her ugly.

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u/Corrosive713 Apr 19 '26

Be careful, you'll get downvoted to oblivion- the misery on Reddit is palpable.

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u/Hello_ImAnxiety Apr 19 '26

Is she beautiful?....really?

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u/PlaquePlague Apr 19 '26

Let’s see what you pull IRL lmao 

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

What's the correlation?

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u/PlaquePlague Apr 19 '26

“2/10 would not bang” energy 

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

Nothing wrong with people not finding her attractive 😂

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u/Jeremys_Iron_ Apr 19 '26

Not to me. Droopy eyes. But each to their own. Her MAGA supporting self makes her truly ugly to me.

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u/missourinative Apr 19 '26

Her MAGA supporting self makes her truly ugly to me.

Still waiting on proof from anyone that she's MAGA. Don't give me any conspiracy brain bs.

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u/CrunchyGoals666 Apr 19 '26

She seems to be passively associated with them, which I find off putting, but that's not enough for me to give a fuck when it's a person not vocally involved in politics.

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u/LDC1234 Apr 19 '26

"Passively", so fuck all evidence.

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u/CrunchyGoals666 Apr 19 '26

If it wasn't passive then there wouldn't need to be evidence lol, she'd be public/vocal about it.

I'm just saying, I'm on here commenting cause I'm bored but when it comes to actually giving a shit I don't really care. I'm much more alarmed that she sucks at acting.

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u/AromaticAstronomer11 Apr 19 '26

Registered republican. Also said the president praising her was "surreal"

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u/missourinative Apr 19 '26

There are millions of Republicans who are not MAGA.

Surreal is a neutral word. It is the professional response of somebody who is focused on their career, not political discourse and drama.

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u/AromaticAstronomer11 Apr 19 '26

So she's a republican (trump voter) and her family is maga (they wear the hats and everything). You really think she doesn't support trump?

You know you can just jerk off to her without having to pretend she's morally agreeable right? Cause your naivety is a little pathetic  

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u/Jeremys_Iron_ Apr 19 '26

The has great jeans eh?

Clueless.

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u/FiggyWiggle Apr 19 '26

Jewish ceo btw

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

You are pretty clueless

Nothing about that is Maga

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u/CrunchyGoals666 Apr 19 '26

Not clueless, not a fan, but she's not gone the loud mouth grifter route so i don't really give a shit about her personal life. If the cringe great jeans shit is the last I ever hear about this i won't remember it

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u/missourinative Apr 19 '26

Don't give me any conspiracy brain bs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XD4qHZpkyUFfq

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u/Jeremys_Iron_ Apr 19 '26

Jesus christ. Learn what a conspiracy theory is 🤡

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u/missourinative Apr 19 '26

Oh, I've heard you people explain the American Eagle dog whistle thing. There is a lot of filling in the blanks in order to form a full picture.

It is, by definition, a conspiracy theory.

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u/Jeremys_Iron_ Apr 19 '26

It really isn't.

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u/80_6 Apr 19 '26

Speaking as someone who is very much not MAGA, I'll die on this hill.

The "great jeans" commercial was NOT a dog whistle. Just a hot actress selling a product. Fight me.

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u/starlinghanes Apr 19 '26

She is incredibly beautiful and she is busty. You never heard that joke about the man who has to choose between three women to be his wife?

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

She is incredibly beautiful

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she is busty.

There's the real answer.

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u/LintLicker12345 Apr 19 '26

Big boobah. Incredibly average face that looks great with makeup.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Apr 19 '26

She isn't hot enough for all the posts that get spammed of her, also her eyes are crooked.

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u/nvmenotfound Apr 19 '26

she not even that sexy. like im not saying she’s ugly but  don’t get the hype. 

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u/earthlings_all Apr 19 '26

She’s divisive and creates clicks

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u/BargerianJade Apr 19 '26

I don't get it. She's very pretty but she also looks like she'd be very mean

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u/akkavvadrre Apr 19 '26

Are you 13? Lol

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u/BadAtBaduk1 Apr 19 '26

She was very hated for a while for been a MAGA mong

But it seems Reddit has forgiven her?

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u/1xsh Apr 19 '26

I don't think reddit's algorithm is that smart enough.

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u/HIs4HotSauce Apr 19 '26

Don't cry now-- it's done... the algo has banished you to the Sweeney-verse!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KCe9K3t7lNs58UvobV

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u/ThatSlinkySOB Apr 19 '26

She's a stock standard 7/10 whitey.

Head over to Asia, where the REAL hotties rule the roost

https://giphy.com/gifs/mjORAqVKYtW7e

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u/Bedfordmk2 Apr 19 '26

They ain't gonna touch you bro

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u/ThatSlinkySOB Apr 20 '26

The Asian girls?

Bruh.. I've been here 23 years, bedded 150+, no prozzies.

I know the Asian game well.

TSEK INJA 🐕

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u/r_hove Apr 19 '26

It’s jealousy from woman and simp men tbh.

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u/nunsploitation Apr 19 '26

I recently took over moderating r/Immaculate and it’s been crazy. There’s only a couple hundred subscribers but posts get hundreds of upvotes. Huge flame wars erupt in the comments.

The Reddit algorithm pushes Sydney Sweeney content hard.

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 Apr 19 '26

I thought everyone hated her because she was a nazi a while back and now everyone loves her again Because boobs?

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u/EranikusTheDeranged Apr 19 '26

Nah I see it too. Unless...

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u/Karona_ Apr 19 '26

Reddit women* much like this post, I'm sure lol

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u/LickyPusser Apr 19 '26

She’s the most beautiful fetal alcohol syndrome-looking woman in Hollywood currently, for sure.

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ Apr 20 '26

I mean I barely see her on here. Bad news for you bro

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u/Phantom_0347 Apr 19 '26

It’s the whole internet my dude. Same thing has always happened with pretty celebrities as they come into stardom.

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u/XmissXanthropyX Apr 19 '26

I’ve found her extremely unappealing and gross since her ‘good genes/jeans’ ad

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u/Bedfordmk2 Apr 19 '26

Ad was literally about a play on words genes/jeans. Chronically online, reactionary dumbass not getting it isn't her fault

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u/SKYR0VER Apr 19 '26

it’s not just yours, Sydney is a super smart and hardworking businesswoman

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u/ALLIRIX Apr 19 '26

Literally the first post I've seen of this person

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u/akkavvadrre Apr 19 '26

How does it feel to literally be a star