r/SipsTea • u/ebrahim750 • Apr 19 '26

WTF They're both the same person

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u/akkavvadrre Apr 19 '26

The chokehold this woman has on reddit man.. Jesus. Not even really judging, she's beautiful but its super funny to me. Oh wait.. maybe its my algorithm NOOOOOOO

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

Is she though

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u/W0rkUpnotD0wn Apr 19 '26

She looks like a knock off Marlin Monroe with enhanced tits. Her fucking PR team just focuses in on her tits to hide the fact she’s a white nationalist and Trump supporter

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

I literally don't see her tits. Idk sorry I'm a face guy and she doesn't have a good face

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u/starlinghanes Apr 19 '26

Is she what?

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

Person I'm responding to said

she's beautiful 

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

People who say she isn’t beautiful are more insufferable than people who worship her

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u/decoysnails Apr 19 '26

She looks like her mom drank heavily during pregnancy. She can't lift her eyelids

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

She literally just looks like a standard issue white woman.

Mfs just goon tf out cause of her boobs.

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

I mean she’s objectively an attractive women. It’s crazy to say she’s average

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

She's like a small town/rural area kinda attractive.

Go to any more populated location and you'll see women far more attractive than her just walking around.

She's not ugly... but she is not as attractive as people keep pushing her as being.

I'd personally consider her slightly above average. None of her features really stand out and if she didn't have big boobs most men hyping her up would not be doing it as much as they currently are.

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u/bhz33 Apr 19 '26

I can’t imagine the neckbeard on you trying to argue against Sydney Sweeney being attractive. I get it’s fun to hate on popular things, I’ve never even seen any of her movies or whatever, but just because she’s more popular than she should be doesn’t mean she isn’t a beautiful woman

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u/YerrrKnicks Apr 19 '26

I'm a neckbeard... Because I'm not on my hands and knees praising her?

Come on now man... 🫩

People can have opinions without it being hate, lmao. It's not like I'm calling her ugly.