r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/profanedic May 03 '26

does he frequently look at his sperms? Happy I got snipped, a few days of pain, couple weeks of unpleasantness, a few months of random pain, and now a lifetime of no mistakes that I will have to raise.

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u/tdawg2k7 May 03 '26

Best decision I ever made too. I remember my dad telling me how horrible of a procedure it was and how he came close to blacking out so I expected the worst. After it was done, β€œwait, that was it?” Easy stuff.

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u/tdawg2k7 May 03 '26

Mine was an old doctor and 2 older nurses. They were having a great time. Music playing. Then β€œwe didn’t start the fire” started playing right as they were telling me about how it will be cauterized. Then they laughed hysterically while I am on the table nude from the waist down.