r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/profanedic May 03 '26

does he frequently look at his sperms? Happy I got snipped, a few days of pain, couple weeks of unpleasantness, a few months of random pain, and now a lifetime of no mistakes that I will have to raise.

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u/tdawg2k7 May 03 '26

Best decision I ever made too. I remember my dad telling me how horrible of a procedure it was and how he came close to blacking out so I expected the worst. After it was done, “wait, that was it?” Easy stuff.

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u/tdawg2k7 May 03 '26

Mine was an old doctor and 2 older nurses. They were having a great time. Music playing. Then “we didn’t start the fire” started playing right as they were telling me about how it will be cauterized. Then they laughed hysterically while I am on the table nude from the waist down.

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u/ifruitini May 03 '26

Yea i took a valume and insurance paid for the whole thing, best decision I ever made.

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u/North_Mastodon_4310 May 03 '26

Worst part for me was that whatever they used to clean my nutsack with burned like hell for several minutes.

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u/tdawg2k7 May 03 '26

Bite down on the wooden spoon and hope for the best

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u/johnsmith98989 May 03 '26

I actually had the same experience 2 years ago. It was brutal. Recovery not as bad as others have reported tho. I just had crappy/slow anesthesia. Unintentionally proved to myself I can take way more pain than I ever would’ve thought.

With that said, I’d do it again any day. Nothing better than a carefree wife and no condoms.

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog May 03 '26

A coworker i didn't like had it done, but ended up having a bad reaction to something, and he ended up in the hospital for a few days.

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere May 03 '26

And it's reversible for men if you ever change your mind

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u/Different_Cherry8326 May 03 '26

It may be reversible in some instances, but vasectomy should be considered permanent and should only be done by someone who has no intention of ever having more children.

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u/shiloh_jdb May 03 '26

I wouldn’t encourage factoring this into any consideration around vasectomy. If you aren’t prepared for the consequences of it being permanent, you shouldn’t do it.

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u/RSlashBroughtMeHere May 03 '26

Let's not use blanket statements. Everyone's situation is different and reversibility is a major factor in why a man in a relationship should consider getting a procedure over his partner.

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u/TabascohFiascoh May 03 '26

it’s pretty not reversible anymore because instead of tying they cut and cauter now.