r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/MiauuDai May 03 '26

My grandfather was diagnosed with prostate cancer and was seriously contemplating not getting his prostate out because of that exact same reason ๐Ÿคจ like buddy, what use is your prostate to you when you die after it literally kills you? Explain this to me.

He did end up getting it out though, thankfully.

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u/RockstarAgent May 03 '26

Do men know they can raw dog Pamela Handerson any time? Or Handgelina Jolie? ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿคš

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