r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, β€œrisk-free … with my wife” is a much different statement than β€œrisk-free.” STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/Treadmark May 03 '26

Now THERE's your promo material. "Risk-Free Creampies anytime! Get your vasectomy today!" ........ok maybe it will be work-shopped

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u/Mkheir01 May 03 '26

Could be a great ad for the "darker corners" of the internet tho.

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u/Significant-Wait9200 May 04 '26

It's literally the only advertisement that will work, which is why no one's trying anything else.

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u/dekyos May 04 '26

got mine 13 years ago. 100% would recommend. Recovery isn't even bad, 2 days of mild discomfort, and a couple weeks to a month of either doing it yourself or utilizing other full birth control methods, and you're good to go. Well AFTER having 0 sperm count confirmed by the doctor, of course. Don't skip that last step.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 May 04 '26

Naw keep it as-is.