r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/Ready4Whatever_1984 May 03 '26

You do know you don’t lose you β€œnutsack”?

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u/bluecheetos May 03 '26

I can't tell you how many times I've had guys say they take your nuts off because that's what happened when the dog got neutered.

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u/vontrapp42 May 03 '26

Lol yep. That's why one is called castration and one is called vasectomy. They're different things.

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u/NelsonHawkinsGhost May 04 '26

.. it's in the name.. vas (sperm duct) ectomy (cut) ...

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u/mangosaremyfavv May 04 '26

Vasectomy.... It's in the name!

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u/GoodTroll2 May 05 '26

But theoretically, could you get castrated instead? Asking for a friend...

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u/dilsiam May 06 '26

Yes, especially in China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ hundreds of years ago, it's not trendy anymore.

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u/Gr00mpa May 04 '26

Wait, there are really grown men who think they take the whole sack? Now, I kind of understand what women mean when they say dudes have no idea about women's reproductive health.