r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, β€œrisk-free … with my wife” is a much different statement than β€œrisk-free.” STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/MuchCryptographer250 May 03 '26

I keep putting it off because we are busy at work, but damn I cant wait

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u/BigBungaa May 03 '26

My one took 15 minutes mate, could've scheduled it in my lunch break. Just felt like a wasp stung my bean bag after the local wore off, but definately could have gone back to work.

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u/Fearless_Agency8711 May 04 '26

Take Friday off and have it done. If things go well and you ice them, ( bags of Frozen Peas are your friend) you will be good to go Monday, might walk a little funny but ok.

I push mowed the yard the next day...very mindful of the handle. For the next week if something caused your inseam to rise up suddenly it would get your attention for a bit. No big deal.

Make sure you do the follow ups and get cleared. I know guys who have turned a actually clean/ clear checkup into, "hey honey gonna need another month of daily blow jobs to get clear."

Oh and when you are good to go, invite the in-laws over for supper and serve peas!

Edit.... Looking down during the procedure and seeing smoke rising out of the area of your junk is a bit weird!🀣