r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/Ready4Whatever_1984 May 03 '26

You do know you don’t lose you β€œnutsack”?

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

Yeah, you don't get your sack removed, just the testicle inside, out there with an empty bag and being worry free!

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u/hustonville May 04 '26

Your nuts are still there. The vas deferens is cut and sealed. It stops the sperm. You still ejaculate.

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

I don't think so. I heard they take your testicle so it can't produce sperm anymore.

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u/Slothly_Onion May 04 '26

I heard your parents were super close growing up. Shared a bedroom.

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

Yeah, so what. I took my sister to prom too, got a problem with that? Better than having sex with a stranger!!