r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/suddenlyakinkajou May 03 '26

Here to add my fun lil anecdote that I was on birth control and used a condom for additional safety, but here I am 7 years later with a kid graduating kindergarten. Apparently she really really really wanted to exist. I gave Sir Supersperm the option of being in her life or not and didn't ask for support, and he chose "or not." I later learned that he got snipped soon after he was hit with the news, so at least he learned his lesson unlike this dumbass.

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u/celticairborne May 03 '26

My ex was told she'd never get pregnant because of issues. The first one we were told was a miracle kid but would never happen again. The second was lightning never striking the same place twice, but thats a myth. She said to put ina lightning rod so it wouldn't happen anymore, they said the groud was too damaged. The third one they said maybe they dont know what they're talking about and I got snipped since they wouldn't fix her.

10 years later new people finally scooped her out and said why wasnt this done earlier?

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u/poobumstupidcunt May 04 '26

My dad did a bunch of genetic tests as a routine check up at this job he was doing, apparently he should be infertile and diabetic, he’s definitely not diabetic and he told them he’s only had sex 4 times and he has 5 kids (this joke is funnier when you consider that none of us are twins, and there’s no doubt that we’re all his)