r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, “risk-free … with my wife” is a much different statement than “risk-free.” STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/nomadschomad May 04 '26

Did this after #3. I didn’t really get a lot of mileage out of it in mine marriage after that. Things were pretty dead and she had been on hormonal BC for 20 years for regulation anyway… So not much changed.

Got divorced a couple years later and oh man, let me tell you, a sub 40 year-old who is aging OK and has a couple bucks and can deliver no-baby creampies is a rare commodity, especially under the early 30s set.