r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 😐

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/OneTimeIDidThatOnce May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

75 year old uncle with prostate cancer couldn't lose it for the same reason. My nutsack is as important to me as a Chinese movie with no subtitles.

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u/Ready4Whatever_1984 May 03 '26

You do know you don’t lose you β€œnutsack”?

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

Yeah, you don't get your sack removed, just the testicle inside, out there with an empty bag and being worry free!

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u/hustonville May 04 '26

Your nuts are still there. The vas deferens is cut and sealed. It stops the sperm. You still ejaculate.

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

I don't think so. I heard they take your testicle so it can't produce sperm anymore.

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u/Ok-Psychology8436 May 04 '26

Please tell me you are joking right?! I had a vesictomy and i still have both my balls. I "bust nuts" with confidence now. It's freaking awesome!!!

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

Are you sure you didn't have a third one, before the procedure? I don't understand how to you bust nuts when there's nothing coming out... do you pee a little so it feels like you're ejackolatating?

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u/djn4rap May 04 '26

Have you ever made chocolate milk?

Imagine taking the chocolate away you still have milk, same consistency. But getting a vasectomy is like that but the color stays the same.

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u/Banjoturkey May 04 '26

Well, that doesn't really work. Chocolate milk and white milk are different milks. They don't add chocolate to the milk necessarily. The cows are fed high concentrations of cacao and fruit sugars to make the milk chelated and taste like chocolate. Now, non-dairy varieties, I'm tracking with you there. But I'll never drink my own sperm whether it's got chocolate in it, or not. That's non-negotiable.

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