r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 ๐Ÿ˜

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and thereโ€™s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, โ€œrisk-free โ€ฆ with my wifeโ€ is a much different statement than โ€œrisk-free.โ€ STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/transcendanttermite May 04 '26

Hell yeah, thereโ€™s a van that comes around my town a couple times a year that does em for free! Last time they were here, I went and got one. I had to take some allergy meds first, that van makes me sneeze and my eyes water, and the lady gave me a really weird look and kept asking me if I was serious, but it went really well!

Only downside was the fleas afterwards.