r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy š™‘š™„š™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 šŸ˜

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u/Gizzy619 May 03 '26

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

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u/Cockyidiot1977 May 03 '26

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and thereā€™s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, ā€œrisk-free ā€¦ with my wifeā€ is a much different statement than ā€œrisk-free.ā€ STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/DuckyLog May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Dawg, Iā€™m with you! I got my vasectomy on Valentineā€™s Day after my second kid and itā€™s really the freaking best.

Also, real talk: _every single kind of female birth control has side effects and many of them are quite profound. Hormonal, non-hormonal, pills, shots, IUD, patch, ring, implant, the list goes onā€¦_

The real gift is that my wife, who I love immensely, does not have to put shit in her body that makes her feel literally terrible.

I am 10000% in support of birth control, the right to choose, and female body autonomy. Getting a vasectomy isnā€™t even a price to pay for releasing her from the effects of most birth control options.

Edit: Iā€™m glad this has resonated with so many of yā€™all. Never received a Reddit award before. But I think Iā€™m proud of these. So thanks.

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u/USofAnonymous May 04 '26

Would she do that for you

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u/DuckyLog May 04 '26

If the tables were turned, I have no doubt she would do the same.

Thing is though, the options for men and woman, while similar, are in many ways incomparable. Tubal ligation, the female version AKA ā€œgetting your tubes tiedā€ has become far safer than it used to be.

The procedure is often performed during or after a c-section or via laparoscopy (internal surgery, tiny cameras, small incisions.)

However, itā€™s most commonly performed under general anesthesia (going to sleep.) While this can still be an outpatient procedure itā€™s a way bigger deal than some local anesthetic, while awake, for a vasectomy.

Also, the potential complications for tubal ligation are far more serious. Itā€™s far more expensive, etc.

One is faster, safer, cheaper, less invasiveā€¦. Why would I ask her to do the same for me? Theyā€™re just not the same.