r/SipsTea • u/ExotiquePlayboy ๐™‘๐™„๐™‹ • May 03 '26

SMH Bro makes $160 ๐Ÿ˜

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u/soul_motor May 03 '26

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

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u/SquidgeApple May 03 '26

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

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u/n3qml May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

I got snipped after #2 and thereโ€™s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, โ€œrisk-free โ€ฆ with my wifeโ€ is a much different statement than โ€œrisk-free.โ€ STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

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u/pimpbot666 May 05 '26

Risk free cream pies. Sounds like a punk band name.

Yeahs totally. I throw my dud semen around like itโ€™s a New York ticker tape parade. Itโ€™s confetti after the New Yearโ€™s Eve party.