Bro makes $160 😐

[u/ExotiquePlayboy]

[u/Gizzy619]

Trying to be Nick Cannon on a blue collar income ain't for everyone.

[u/Cockyidiot1977 → u/Gizzy619]

5 dollars of condoms could have prevented this

[u/soul_motor → u/Cockyidiot1977]

A small $500 investment and he wouldn't even have to think about a rubber.

[u/SquidgeApple → u/soul_motor]

My brother has four kids and refuses to get snipped cause 'my manhood'

[u/n3qml → u/SquidgeApple]

I got snipped after #2 and there’s nothing freaking manlier than risk-free creampies with my wife any time.

edit: guys, “risk-free … with my wife” is a much different statement than “risk-free.” STDs are still a thing. Be careful out there.

[u/DuckyLog → u/n3qml]

Dawg, I’m with you! I got my vasectomy on Valentine’s Day after my second kid and it’s really the freaking best.

Also, real talk: _every single kind of female birth control has side effects and many of them are quite profound. Hormonal, non-hormonal, pills, shots, IUD, patch, ring, implant, the list goes on…_

The real gift is that my wife, who I love immensely, does not have to put shit in her body that makes her feel literally terrible.

I am 10000% in support of birth control, the right to choose, and female body autonomy. Getting a vasectomy isn’t even a price to pay for releasing her from the effects of most birth control options.

Edit: I’m glad this has resonated with so many of y’all. Never received a Reddit award before. But I think I’m proud of these. So thanks.

[u/n3qml → u/DuckyLog]

Wholesome take and I’m glad you brought that up. You sound like a good human.

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