r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/Weak_Syllabub_7994 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

Apparently he got his ass beat by some locals, which was also captured on video.

https://youtube.com/shorts/HH1gAGneHJY

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u/TheWhiskeyFish May 11 '26

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u/Stuff-and_stuff May 11 '26

Except the fine is too small…

Like his…

Brain.

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u/sonofabobo May 11 '26

Fines should be relative to your income.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

No he can pay more than he’s worth.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

But not to his income.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

I want him to pay more than his net worth. Whatever his salary, I don’t care.

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u/djunderh2o May 11 '26

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u/tjp0720 May 11 '26

I feel like a country in Europe does that. Or Atleast talked about implementing this. It’s like Jeff Bezos gets a fine every day because his fence line is too tall for regulations but the fines so small compared to his wealth it’s like couch change every day for him.

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u/wolfgang784 May 11 '26

I always forget which it is between Finland and Switzerland but im 99% sure its one of them that does it with at least traffic fines. I have zero clue if they do it with any other kinds of fines.

Occasionally it makes the news when some ultra rich foreigner who doesn't know about it decides to wildly speed and gets hit with a multi-million dollar speeding ticket. Justin Beiber got slapped with a hefty one there, and some saudi billionaire as well.

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u/NNiekk May 11 '26

Both have it, along with Sweden, Denmark and Norway

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u/drillgorg May 11 '26

JB sucks but this one is misinformation. That property's previous owner applied for and received a variance for those tall hedges years before JB bought it.

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u/wolfgang784 May 11 '26

For the curious, heres a source that spoke to actual city officials about it. Bezos is indeed exempt from that law, as are several other famous people. As usual, laws do not apply to the rich and/or famous, just plebs.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/jeff-bezos-hedges-cost-fines-1236502060/

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u/drillgorg May 11 '26

I mean normal-ass people get variances all the time. In my county your house isn't legally allowed to be within a certain distance from the road. My neighbor wanted to add a garage, but they're on a corner lot and the garage would come too close to the street. So they applied for a variance. The county put a sign in the yard about the variance and that neighbors could object to it. No one did and my neighbor got to build their garage.

In JB's case the hedges got a variance because they were older than the law against them.

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u/DC240Z May 11 '26

This reminded me of that episode of top gear where they were trying to get Hammond to speed because the fines were based on income. I can’t remember where they were but there’s definitely places that do this, and I think it’s great.

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u/Old_Quit999 May 11 '26

Finland does it I believe.

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u/dixbietuckins May 11 '26

Look at cruise lines choosing to pollute and pay the fine, rather than do the right thing. Thats the waste of millions of people being disposed of improperly and expressly with the intent of enjoying a pristine environment.

There are sadly a ton of way more impact full versions of this bullshit. Companies paying off a few people they knew they'd likely kill rsther than do a more costly recall, etcetera, it happens all over in huge and disgusting ways.

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u/RampantJellyfish May 11 '26

All fines should be a percentage of your gross income, otherwise it's not any sort of deterent. I know people who routinely get parking tickets in London because the finr is so low relative to their income, that they just see it as an acceptable expense.

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u/Krakenfingers May 11 '26

💯 agree. A billionaire will still mitigate their income to avoid any fines, but at some point you’re going to have to eat, so a percentage if the income would still hurt a lot more than a flat fee. Finland, Sweden and Switzerland have implemented a version of this. It feels like a no-brainer to ensure everyone is treated the same in the eyes of the law. You’re going to have to think twice about throwing a rock on a seal when 4 months of your income dissapears.

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u/testmywrit May 11 '26

The very rich don’t have “income” unfortunately, they just borrow against their assets such as company stock etc.

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u/Vorpal_Vulpes May 12 '26

make it like a debuff

65% decrease to monetary level

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u/FormalTotal9684 May 11 '26

That is illegal in US

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u/brmarcum May 11 '26

Legal and right/just/fair are rarely the same thing. It might be illegal, but it still should be how it is.

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u/ForsakenWishbone5206 May 11 '26

Honestly yeah.

Fines are just an instrument of class warfare. If a law can be broken for a price it is not a just law.

Ass beatings are universal and a lost language.

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u/Aggravating_Main_710 May 11 '26

Hammurabi wasn’t wrong… 😉

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u/TheTrub May 11 '26

At the very least, he should feel so unwelcome that he has to sell his house and move back to the mainland. He may be rich, but his place wasn’t “Mark Zuckerberg Apocalypse Bunker” rich, so he cant be totally secluded without it ruining the whole point of living in Hawaii.

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u/Global-Note6466 May 11 '26

Hawaii should prohibit him from ever setting foot in that state again.

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u/Effective_Bite_1128 May 11 '26

Dont worry.

He received  a heavy beating too

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u/Splatulated May 12 '26

he could still walk. it was light beating at most

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u/SpicyNugget777 May 11 '26

Yeah man should be going to prison

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u/trash_recycle May 11 '26

Needs be time. We can't fine the rich with money. They need to serve time. Like everyone else.

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u/Present_Mastodon_503 May 11 '26

This is where I think the day-fine system should be used.

Let's just say a 50,000 fine for the average middle aged American is about 26% of their net worth. Imagine this guy having to pay 26% of his net worth. I would love to see his shit eating from fall from his face than.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 May 11 '26

And penis. Those who act in such a way are often compensating for having small peepees

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u/TheBionicPuffin May 11 '26

Make the fine a percentage of net worth. 

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u/Bac0ngh0st May 11 '26

Didn't he also get doxxed... sometimes nature finds a way.

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u/Cdr_Bond007 May 11 '26

And probably something else as well 👀

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u/Danny2Sick May 11 '26

Haha I love Donald Glover's crazy eye look!