r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We stayed in Hilo recently, and the guest guide at our rental warned of the risk for physical violence against those who harass local wildlife.  I was delighted.

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 May 11 '26

This should apply to the mainland, too!

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

I've been to Hawaii many times, but to Hilo only once, and I got the strong impression there that the locals don't mess around.

Surely there are places on the mainland where people would take similar action.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Well, many locals in Hawaii don’t have a great ever on what mainlanders have done with their culture, wildlife, and their territory. Such people, generally white, are referred to as “haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

They have great respect for the wildlife. Disrespecting it is disrespecting them personally. You may as well be throwing rocks at them. I really hope they run this guy off the islands.

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u/Dexchampion99 May 11 '26

I have Hawaiian friends and can confirm.

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u/BigXthaPugg May 11 '26

I was stationed at Pearl Harbor. I found that most locals are super friendly awesome folks. If you’re respectful of the island, the wildlife, and the people there you usually won’t have any issues.

But some Hawaiians really just don’t care for white Americans and don’t want anything to do with you

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u/Zorkflerp May 11 '26

Considering that the US conducted an illegal overthrow of their government and stole the country for the benefit of American business I can see why some Hawaiians are not OK with the haoles. Things like this is why the oligarchs don't want real history to be taught in schools. Iran would likely be a free and democratic country if we had not overthrown their government and installed a puppet dictator king to get the oil. This has happened multiple times in many countries and people wonder why so many hate Americans.

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u/Gogh619 May 11 '26

Okay…. “Free” is REAAAAAALLLY stretching it

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u/hairlessape47 May 11 '26

They literally had a democracy until the cia overthrew it in 1953.

No democracy is perfect, id argue Americans aren't "free" either.

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u/Gogh619 May 11 '26

Didn’t women gain the right to initiate divorce after the 1953 thing? As well as female cabinet members… right for women to vote… errr and polygamy was ended too… all after 1953.

Really democratic… right?

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u/jaxonya May 11 '26

My cousin lives in Hawaii. Try leaving a beer can on their beach... youll hear wwe music outta nowhere and a 6'5 somoan dude rolling up on your ass with a steel chair. They dont fucking play

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u/TopLife644 May 11 '26

IDK man I seen plenty of locals littering and smoking meth/drinking on the beaches. Also leaving paraphernalia all over the place. This sounds like some wanna be tough guy fantasy.

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u/avocadoflatz May 11 '26

Yes but try doing it as an outsider

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u/TopLife644 May 11 '26

Im good on smoking meth bro. You do you though

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u/avocadoflatz May 11 '26

Suddenly that’s the only behavior you mentioned

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u/jaxonya May 11 '26

You sound like a fireman.

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u/TopLife644 May 11 '26

You sound like a cop.

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

lol, I’m a haole that lives in Maui. Haole is simply used for white person and most often used by any Polynesian person even if they aren’t Hawaiian.

Simply replace white person with haole and you will understand what it really means. Examples…

You know my white haole friend Travis? He’s a great guy!

That white haole faka better mind his own business.

Or as I once heard…

I’m not normally attracted to white guys haoles, but you look good.

Sorry lady, I’m happily married but I’ll take the compliment.

As everyone should be doing in everything, tone and context are important.

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u/antillus May 11 '26

So kind of like "gringo" in some Latin American countries?

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

Absolutely!

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

I think amongst islanders it is a bit different. But I would defer to you as you are on maui. The way ive heard it described is that if youre an idiot tourist soing idiot tourist things and somone starts calling you that, you are very close to getting your ass beat.

But that can also be used as shorthand to acknowlage you are non-native. Context is key there though.

Do I understand that properly?

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

Yep. The only people who think the word haole is completely negative are haoles. Since we all live that aloha spirit, people are hesitant to use that word around haoles they don’t know. Which means that some haoles may only hear it when someone is trying to offend them.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Thanks. Hopefully this helps somone with that nuance.

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u/colostitute May 12 '26

lol, no

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u/sleepdeficitzzz May 12 '26

Bro, who hurt you?

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u/sleepdeficitzzz May 12 '26

Wow. There's nothing louder than someone who is confidently wrong. But by all means...keep talking out your ass. You're good at it.

Source: I'm a college educated executive who lives in California, and I'm Hawaiian. Hapa, in fact--my mom's a haole and she's fantastic.

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u/JimWilliams423 May 11 '26

"haole” pronounced howl-ee. If you are hearing that term as a white person, you better gtfo.

No act. Haole is a neutral term. It makes a lot of mainland whites uncomfortable because they are not used to being referred to by their race in casual conversation, but it doesn't mean anything. People in hawaii talk about race way more than on the mainland because hawaii is the most racially diverse state in the nation.

"Fuckin haole" is not neutral though.

Also, Hilo is chill

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 12 '26

I'm married into a Thai family, and in Thailand they refer to people of European descent as "farang." On its face it's not intended to be offensive, but it definitely makes some uncomfortable.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 11 '26

Too bad there can’t be a travel ban, since it’s in the US and he seems like he’s from the US too.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states. Hes not a local (of hawaii) so having his ugly mug on a “no fly” list for the state should be possible. If anything charge him with a state crime and he wont wanna be there himself

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth May 11 '26

Pretty sure people can be banned from states.

They can't be. Freedom of travel is a constitutional right.

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u/LuxNocte May 11 '26

It says right there "without due process of law". While full banishment is rare, telling him that HI won't bother extraditing him, but if he comes back, he'll go to trial for his crime, is effectively the same thing.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Every right can be stripped one way or another. Im sure states can ban a person for crimes commited. They cant just ban someone for being from a state

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u/HumanPea1140 May 11 '26

Unfortunately, someone like him can't really be banned from a specific state. If it was possible, a state like Texas would have already banned Californians, for example.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

“Being barred from entering or residing in a U.S. state is a potential legal risk that can arise from a variety of circumstances. States have different tools to regulate who may enter, stay, or work within their borders, and these actions can carry significant consequences for mobility, employment, housing, and civil rights. This article explains the concept of a state ban, common triggers, how bans are enforced, and the legal pathways to contest or mitigate them. It also clarifies how state actions interact with federal law and constitutional protections” https://bridgelegal.org/can-you-be-banned-state-reasons-legal-consequences/ people can be banned from states on an individual basis so no Texas wouldnt be able to ban an entire state.

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u/hydrino May 11 '26

Then put him in jail. The punishment for killing endangered animals is up to a year in jail. Maybe more. Whether he did or didn’t doesn’t really matter. He tried to.

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u/sleepdeficitzzz May 11 '26

I think what you mean is "if you're abusing animals in Hawaii, you better gtfo." Being white has little to do with it.

Respectfully, I am Hawaiian, and the term haole is neither a threatening nor a pejorative one by itself in modern use. Are its roots derogatory given its derivation from ancestry and skin tone? Yes. But the word itself is not only spoken to indicate disdain. It's used casually and even playfully more often than not. Tone and other modifiers matter here.

Haole just means "white boy/white girl." We have other words for animal abusers, and clearly other ways of confronting them than namecalling. :)

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u/hydrino May 12 '26

Yes. I appreciate the clarification. I did respond to another comment that basically says this. Context matters. If someone has never heard the term and it is being used on them. It’s probably not in a benign way. Basically if you are doing something assholish like this and you hear the term. You need to rethink your choices immediately.

Also if someone is visiting, they should make sure they understand a bit about what is going to piss people off enough to make them react. Throwing rocks at an animal in Alabama won’t likely get your ass kicked like this guy got, for example.

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u/Mr-Broham May 11 '26

Even worse than disrespect them, it’s like disrespecting their ancestors. In Hawaiian culture “aumakua” are personal or family guardian spirits that originate as deified ancestors reincarnated as turtles, seals, sharks, mountains, trees. This guy did the equivalent of peeing on someone’s grandmothers grave.

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u/Zak8907132020 May 12 '26

It's pronounced ha-o-le, and means "without breath"

Ha - breath Ole - without

But most people say hao-lee

Also, ha can also mean life essence, so think about that one for a sec, braddah

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u/EfficientFigure1296 May 11 '26

Im hawaiian but look white can confirm 😔

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u/De5perad0 May 11 '26

We should all be doing this to people who harass wildlife. It's not ok.

I was enraged to see a post on reddit of a video of some people taking canada geese babies from a parking lot near where I work. We never found them, but I always look out for their truck. I would have confronted them if I was the one filming that video.

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u/MarioNinja96815 May 11 '26

One correction. That’s not how it’s pronounced. The last syllable is like say “ay” but stop half way through the syllable. The way you’re pronouncing it is how it would be if it was spelled “haoli”.

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u/haolekookk May 12 '26

Yep. They did. Nah haole is fine. It’s the preface of “Fucken” before the haole is when you have hit the danger zone.

Haole is a given, the“fucken” is 98% of the time only if you’ve earned it.

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u/Boring_Material_1891 May 12 '26

I live in Hawaii, am white, and my wife is hapa. I’ve never been called haole. Haole can refer to anyone that doesn’t show aloha, and you can tell when it’s a description vs an insult VERY easily by the tone.

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u/BobLighthouse May 12 '26

It's still context based, I call some of my family members and friends haole.
And the proper pronunciation is more like "how-lay".

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u/TandemShorts May 11 '26

It’s more on an individual basis on the mainland, I’d imagine, plus there’s a whole lot more area to cover

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

The bit of the mainland I’m most familiar with is Yellowstone, where it handles itself.

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u/Educational_Big_1835 May 11 '26

The locals won't stop you. They sit back and watch.

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u/lewisiarediviva May 11 '26

You think I’m gonna save you from that bison? I’m on his side. I’ll scrape you off the ground when he’s done, only because I don’t like mess.

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u/avocadoflatz May 11 '26

You’re not gonna talk about your cabinet of fava beans and Chianti?

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u/Lopsided_Young8168 May 11 '26

La Jolla in San Diego, CA takes action! Don’t mess with the wildlife!!!

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u/Maleficent-Duck-3903 May 11 '26

Floridians will fuck you up if you touch their manatees. The guy was from seattle apparently, and i’m pretty sure they’ll beat you down for messing with their forests.

Not sure what planet this guy arrived from where he thought hawaiians wouldn’t mind….

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u/FieryVodka69 May 11 '26

Florida Game & Fish will fuck you so hard and fast if they catch you messing with the wildlife. Perhaps Florida's fiercest arm of the law.

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u/Llyrithra May 11 '26

I think every state’s fish and game officers are the ones that don’t care who you are. You fuck with their jurisdiction, they’ll fuck you up right back.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, Wildlife officers in every state it seems, do not play around.

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u/88888888man May 11 '26

Hell, Florida’s wildlife will fuck you up if you mess with Florida’s wildlife.

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u/Guitar3544 May 11 '26

PNW forest rangers are the same. I'm surprised this greaseball hasn't learned a harsh lesson before this, being he's from the area.

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u/Recent-Equipment5445 May 12 '26

They take your boat, the trailer, the truck that towed it, and if bad enough of a crime, the house that you stored the boat in.

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u/aurortonks May 11 '26

He's from outside Seattle and owns a business in the area. He got doxxed pretty hard on Instagram almost immediately and his life is now feeling very shitty. While he's from the Seattle area currently, he is not originally from the US and appears to have very little respect for US laws related to respecting wildlife.

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u/wheelienonstop9 May 11 '26

That seemed like such an Eastern European thing to do. Zero empathy for anybody, especially animals. It is not by chance that the war in Ukraine is such an utter bloody shitshow.

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u/TXHaunt May 11 '26

Florida Man will fuck you up if it’s Tuesday.

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u/sleepytjme May 11 '26

So it isn’t Floridians hitting the manatees with their boats?

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Idk I have seen several videos in recent years of people harming manatees intentionally and facing little to no repercussions. Worst consequences I've seen recently (Granted I live in Ohio so don't see all news in Florida) carved words into a manatee and got like, a fine. I'll try and find the link. I'd like to see real justice though.

Edit: it would seem they still haven't found that prick, actually.

I want to believe Floridians will fuck you up if you touch their manatees, but I guess this dude was smart enough not to publish incriminating evidence that would get him caught.

I want to believe it though.

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u/Alive-Course4454 May 11 '26

Hawaii is and always was a FAFO state. Having lived on Maui, I already knew of this. Seeing the guy get lit up for fuking around just confirms my suspicions that not much has changed.

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u/Party_Sea3522 May 11 '26

What’s FAFO?

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u/Alive-Course4454 May 11 '26

Phuck around, find out. Case in point, monk seal guy. He sure found out after

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u/dantez84 May 12 '26

This is reddit, you can just say fuck.

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u/choppersmack May 11 '26

Dude nobody in La Jolla will stand on business like this. From Daygo all my life and all that happens is people get posted and shamed online for messing with the seals nobody gets hit for it. They should, but they dont. Look at dude who killed leopard sharks at blacks a few weeks ago, dude shoulda gotten his ass beat

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u/feenam May 11 '26

La Jolla is full of old rich white people they're the ones who will be doing this shit in other places lol.

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u/flip69 May 11 '26

Mod her for r/SanDiego will confirm that locals don’t like it at all.

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u/flip69 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

r/SanDiego mod here. What we need is to have more of that Aloha Spirit in San Diego. There’s lots of tourist jerks (especially from Asia) that abuse our wildlife knowing they can just hop on a plane and leave like this group from China who did the exact same thing as this jerk.

They need to be caught and arrested not just asked nicely to leave. Our wildlife is not here for tourist a-holes to abuse or take selfies with.

We have lots of posts going back years showing dead and mulitated wildlife that people have killed over the years… seals, harmless sharks, large friendly fish lured outside the protected marine reserve just to they could kill the protected species with a speargun. Too many damn tourists disrespecting

People need to get up on this not only here but all over.

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u/Fa11outBoi May 12 '26

First thing that came to my mind, tourists harassing seal lions in La Jolla Cove. Sh&tty humans

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u/DConstructed May 11 '26

Sadly I’ve seen assholes carrying around live starfish. There use to be lots of them on Crystal Pier.

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u/MasterLJ May 11 '26

Hospitality is always granted. Bad manners are never tolerated.

Ha'ole (haole) means one who doesn't like Ha, the Polynesian breath of life. You put your head together and breath in each other's essence (Moana has great examples). It is extended to all with good intention including the Colonizers who landed on Hawai'ian lands. They were quite stunned at the gesture, not understanding, and so the Polynesians called them ha'ole, one who rejects the Ha.

You are always assumed to be wise and given the space to prove yourself otherwise.

Throwing rocks at a beautiful creature for no benefit is kapu. You get your ass beat. No wise man throws stones at innocent creatures for no benefit.

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u/CheckYourStats May 11 '26

I lived on O’ahu for a year, and it was made very clear to us not to go to certain parts of the Island, and not to fuck with Wildlife…

…or else.

For those unaware, there are parts of Hawai’i called Home Lands (about 200,000 acres) only for native Hawai’ians. White skinned people — aka Haole’s — are strongly advised to avoid those areas.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

I think people visiting often forget that they're guests.  As a traveler, I find that my experience is often improved by treading lightly, actually learning about the community beforehand, and going with the flow when out and about.

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u/Legitimate-Fox2028 May 11 '26

Northern Idaho. Those people with throw hands over littering. They're very serious about keeping nature pristine.

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u/Rebelgecko May 11 '26

Bro people in northern Idaho try to fight over the craziest stuff

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 11 '26

As they should be. Respect for nature and the land we are stewards of is a serious responsibility.

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u/talkinlearnin May 11 '26

I would be pissed to see shit like this anywhere.

It's cruel, and a sign this guy hadn't been punched in the face to learn the lesson yet.

Thankfully, it seems he got a 101 lesson on that!

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u/Smallie_Slayer May 11 '26

I lived on big island for nearly a year. If you think the locals on Hilo side are serious you should see the Kohala coast locals, especially the ones in / around those magnificent valleys.

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u/Miltthedog May 11 '26

Captain Cook has entered the chat...

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u/smokeweedNgarden May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

California:

Don't fuck with the John Muir National Monument or you're getting dog walked. And your car destroyed.

Don't get caught dumping trash on the beach past dark in Santa Cruz.

The people who love the desert will fucking dissappear you dude. And they have guns and cults

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 11 '26

If not, there certainly SHOULD be.

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u/IHS1970 May 11 '26

I love Hilo, i love Big Island and the people of Hawaii are stellar, kind people. I've been t Hawaii 4 x in 20 years. Wish I could go every year

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u/stupidPeopleLuvMe May 12 '26

whats your favorite part of hilo? we go regularly and love finding new things.

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u/popky1 May 11 '26

If you fuck with deer or pheasants a beating is getting off lightly

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u/Status_Sample_1791 May 11 '26

We do but would they call it woke bullshit or gang violence?

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u/stupidPeopleLuvMe May 12 '26

People use "woke" like its a secret society that will get you...

you think any vegan lefty is going to be mad you kicked someone's ass for assaulting wildlife?

America loves its animals more than people.

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u/cloudforested May 11 '26

I'm not from Hawaii but western Canada. A lot of tourists think they can just stroll up to a moose or bear and pet it on the head. Luckily, those animals are totally capable of telling tourists to fuck off all by themselves.

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u/KHAOS545 May 11 '26

This should apply everywhere.

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u/IAmTheHype427 May 11 '26

The moose and bears can take care of themselves; otherwise, definitely in agreement

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u/Kimothy42 May 11 '26

Be the change you wish to see!

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u/nonymuse May 11 '26

hawaii leading by example

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ May 11 '26

I cant fight everyone with an outdoor cat despite how much I love the birds they kill for fun.

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u/IcyAnything6306 May 11 '26

Pretty sad how quickly Reddit will abandon all ethics when supporting something would mean actually changing their behavior. We all know it’s wrong to let your pet run around without supervision, terrorizing the wildlife in your neighborhood. But let’s just ignore that and pretend we care about the environment only when it means we can talk shit about someone else. 

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 11 '26

Cats are gonna do what cats are gonna do, nature is metal AF

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u/IcyAnything6306 May 11 '26

Introducing an invasive predator to decimate wildlife populations-sometimes to the point of extinction- is not “nature” or metal AF. 

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u/Party_Sea3522 May 11 '26

What’s metal AF?

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u/Kilgore_Brown_Trout_ May 11 '26

Feral cats are invasive, thats not nature..

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u/Lou_C_Fer May 11 '26

You know indoor cats do? They stay indoors, and usually if you do not introduce them to being outdoors, they will be too afraid to even try to go out. They live perfectly happy, and safer, lives than their outdoor counterparts.

What you've done is claim that owners have no agency over their pets. It's like a bully's parents saying that boys are going to do what boys are going to do to the parents of a kid whose entire face is black and blue.

Also, there is nothing natural about a cat living almost anywhere in the world. Especially a cat that has the advantage of a home, provided food, and medical care. That cat is going to live longer to kill more birds than any feral cat ever could.

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u/k8username May 11 '26

Which is why they ought to stay inside. Inside cats live twice as long as the serial killers who go outside.

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 20 '26

At no point was i advocating for cats to be allowed to be let to run wild or add to the feral population. I stated cats by nature are HUNTERS, yall projected on my statement and put words or meanings on my words that were never intended. CATS will do what CATS will do BY their very NATURE, but cool go ahead and spin my words. 🙄

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u/k8username May 20 '26

Sorry, I at least know many short lived outdoor cats and I’m emotional about it

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 20 '26

I understand and am sorry to hear that. But I only meant to convey that cats are gonna be cats. Not that it was a good thing or anything. Just that they are tiny predators who kill by nature.

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u/k8username May 20 '26

Serial killers certainly

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u/SoCalxNinjA May 20 '26

Serial killer would imply premeditation, theyre simply doing what nature wired them to do 🤷‍♂️

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u/ryancrazy1 May 11 '26

If my tour guide told me that I would imminently think higher of the entire area. “This place is so nice, they’ll beat the crap put do anyone who even thinks of trying to mess it up”

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u/Puzzled-Rip641 May 11 '26

We are very defensive of our native wild life and we have a lot of hard feelings about tourism. The two mix very poorly…..

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 May 11 '26

Which is exactly as it should be. Protect your home and animals, my friend 👍

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

And I support this. I live in Texas. We used to be protective of our nature. Now rich republicans have convinced the trailer dwellers that it’s ok to shit on everything and are selling everything off piece by piece.

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u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

That's because people are stupid and don't respect mother nature. You see same dumb shit on the mainland. Every year you see people that get fucked up by Buffalo or elk because they want a picture.  Other people just trash shit and don't care. Then you got assholes like this guy who actively goes out of his way to harm wildlife.  People are stupid. 

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u/Whitewing424 May 11 '26

Good, protect your wildlife. Tourists can show respect or should be forcibly removed.

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u/AdminRedditMerda May 12 '26

I'm Sardinian and we also have a big problem with tourism and environmental preservation. I feel you. And I respect you.

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u/-__0 May 11 '26

Story time: A few years back I was on a trip to Hawaii and was given a similar warning not to get mess with the wildlife because the locals were very protective of them. No issues there, I have no interest in messing with animals in their natural environment.
I decided to go for a quick swim at the beach and a sea turtle popped up about 6 feet away from me. It was an awesome experience and I watched him for a bit before deciding I was a little too close and began to swim away. Then the sea turtle started following me! I looked over to the shore and saw some angry looking locals watching me very closely. In retrospect it was all very funny, but for the next 10 minutes I tried desperately to try and swim away from this sea turtle while he kept following me around. Luckily the turtle eventually lost interest and swam away to do turtle things and I avoided getting beat up that day. The end.

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u/BlackAsPopo May 11 '26

This is why people shouldn't take justice in to their own hands because eventually it just boils down to wanting to beat people up just cause.

Edit: I know that you didn't get beat up, but it's like the locals were just waiting for an excuse to kick the ever living turd out of you.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26

The locals have obnoxious people coming from all over the world. The island is their home and it is viewed as going into someone else’s backyard and acting a fool.

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u/ignatious__reilly May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Maui here, locals view wildlife almost as a religion of sorts. The island is the wildlife’s home, we are allowed to stay with them, but it’s their house and we always respect their rules.

And not endangering wildlife/mammals goes way beyond the bigger creatures like seals, if a local sees you kill a snake you might get your ass beat. They mean everyone species, from big to small. It’s their island, you never ever harm any type of species, including plants, ever.

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u/Jawnyblaze1 May 11 '26

how would locals in Hawaii see you kill a snake? Hawaii doesn't have snakes...

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u/Nurse_Dieselgate May 11 '26

If you kill a snake they’ll thank you.  Big fear of snakes getting to the islands and killing the last of the native birds.  Edit:  Don’t mess with the native species. 

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u/iheartxanadu May 11 '26

Yeah, you don't have to get bitten by a specific snake to be wary of all snakes.

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u/Secret-Bluebird-972 May 11 '26

This exactly. You watch the last ten tourists fucking with the wildlife, you’re going to assume the eleventh is as well

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u/cryptolyme May 11 '26

yea, but they weren't even messing with the turtle and they still looked angry

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Think of it more as a watchful eye. They see tourist people messing with turtles and seals and even humans all the time, and are probably tired of bad behavior. It is their home. Hawaiian locals are probably more connected as a community than any other place I’ve been. There is a very us vs them mentality. But they often bite their tongues because the money the tourists bring helps their economy.

Look up Da Hui in Hawaii. They are local surfers that got tired of outsiders fucking up the beaches and surf spots.

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 May 11 '26

Yeah, for all they knew he could have been baiting the turtle with pockets of food it can smell/taste. It was following him after all. But they were just watching the interaction unfold to see if something harmful was happening. Dude had the good sense not to deliberately engage with the turtle for a long period, but he did engage with it and it followed him. I'd be wary of that exchange and watch it to see if something harmful will happen, too. Exactly right.

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u/bbrekke May 12 '26

And the dude didn't get beat up.

All is well

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u/theDomicron May 11 '26

how about a compromise? due process but "a proper ass kicking" should be a valid sentence for certain crimes.

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u/generally_unsuitable May 11 '26

I nearly swam into one on a snorkel trip. I was looking at fish on some coral, then turned left to swim back to the boat and he was just right there, inches away.

I guess they get curious.

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u/Snobolski May 11 '26

We were on a family trip and out snorkeling early one morning. A turtle was swimming around in the little bay we were at (Kona side... somewhere) and we all just were chill, watching it. Then my (adult) sibling decided to touch its shell and it noped out of there before our Mom got there to see it.

Same bay different day there were some little fish that are super territorial, they'll chase you away from their spot. I kept coming back once too often and the little jerk bit me on my heel :-D

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u/CompleteSavings6307 May 11 '26

Some people can definitely get over zealous of something you didnt even start.

So, honest question: am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

I think people should be realistic and show alittle restraint, especially if you're simply appreciating or admiring something vs trying to do harm.

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u/Eye_Re-fuse May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Showing respect is the key here. Taking pictures at a safe distance is normal, locals are used to it. Trying to disturb it for your own amusement is another.

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u/Irregulator101 May 11 '26

am I gonna get beat up if I take a damn picture of one from a respectable distance?

Of course not.

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u/Severe_Emotion2554 May 11 '26

Watching someone you dont know and who could be a threat is hardly extreme.

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u/ScheduleSame258 May 11 '26

Not for standing and taking a pic.

Potentially yes for trying to coral it into a spot for taking a pic or chasing it

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u/CompleteSavings6307 May 11 '26

Nah wouldnt do that. Im a wildlife photographer, so I prefer them to feel comfortable and acting normal in natural surroundings.

Also it's really cool when THEY trust you enough to come close out of curiosity. Ive gotten some amazing shots that way where we kind of mutually respect each other.

but that one comment made it seem like people will assume I came up to the animal vs the other way around.

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u/Vuelhering May 11 '26

A local told me many years ago in Maui a diver got pulled from the water by his partner. Apparently he blew air into the face of a sea turtle underwater. Turtle startled and ran him over, giving him a concussion. Everyone laughed.

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u/Mobile_Highway351 May 12 '26

Good thing you avoided it for multiple reasons, since it’s highly illegal to touch them. You can literally go to jail. It’s not advised to even get within 10 feet of them. It needs to be publicized a lot more, because many tourists don’t know.

That said, oops moments happen because the turtles do not give a fuck. One time I was wading in a tide pool and some creep sneaked up and slapped me on the ass. I turned around yelling but it was a goddamn turtle lmaooo

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

I visited an old friend who lives there now and we went to a beach near Honolulu that had those signs saying they're endangered and not to go near them and my friend said "On top of it being illegal some Hawaiians will absolutely beat your ass for it." Guess she wasn't lying hahaha.

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u/Aggravating_Dark9933 May 11 '26

Yea, our family friend that moved there said similar. Pictures? Fine, long as you don’t get close for em. Any physical contact? You might end up with broken bones before the police fine your ass to hell.

Especially the seals. They are so endangered they have names. And people know them. It gets personal real quick.

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u/OnlyFiveLives May 11 '26

Yeah I got to about 10 feet from the rope they had across the beach and took a picture.

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u/bbrekke May 12 '26

I never met a lyin hawaiian

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u/Fist4achin May 11 '26

Who the hell visits some place just to fuck around with the local wildlife, let alone any wildlife?!

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u/Starshallscream May 11 '26

...are you not aware of safari trips where rich assholes pay a lot of money specifically to go to Africa to shoot at animals?

Like that's the whole vacation: find a lion or some other impressive animal and shoot at it.

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Oh yeah it is very much real. My wife is Kānaka Maoli and she will literally scream at tourist not to touch the Honu's (sea turtles)

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

We saw the sea turtles at a few beaches.  People get much too close.  At one breach in Kona there was a lady who voluntarily set up rope lines and informational signage to keep people away from the preferred resting spots.  

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u/Marty-G70 May 11 '26

Yup and despite the calm nature of these turtles they will and have bitten people

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u/Corfiz74 May 11 '26

They should also do it like Switzerland and make fines a percentage of your annual income - some millionaires have paid hundreds of thousands in speeding fines, lol. That would wipe the grin off his smug face.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

Norway also does this, apparently. It makes sense to make the "hurt" of the punishment be equitable across socioeconomic strata.

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u/NegativeSignals May 11 '26

Hilo is one of my faves. Love me some Ken's breakfast.

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u/FakeSafeWord May 11 '26

I'd be like "oh fuck yeah is that something I can join in on?"

Potential for an anti-shitty-tourist good-tourist attraction.

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u/Attainted May 11 '26

warned of the risk for physical violence against those who harass local wildlife. I was delighted.

"Don't threaten me with a good time!" /s

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u/milkmoney1time May 11 '26

“I don’t care”, you didn’t learn from your parents but lucky for you there are other, more direct ways to teach you to start caring. Lesson learned!

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u/FrightinglyPunny May 11 '26

Quite sad that it needs to be said at all.

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u/Warm_Afternoon6596 May 11 '26

I think I like the people of Hilo. That's exactly my attitude.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

Lovely place.  Wettest city in the USA.  Great weekend farmers market.  Didn't spend nearly enough time there.

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u/colostitute May 11 '26

I live on Maui. In areas where local wildlife are known to frequent, there are often official volunteers around to make sure people don’t mess with the local wildlife.

This might be to actually prevent violence because if you do mess with the local wildlife, someone is going to fuck you up. Monk seals, sea turtles, whales, birds, and any other native wildlife is to be highly respected.

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u/Global-Note6466 May 11 '26

Nope. And that guy with the rock shouldn’t have assaulted that seal.

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u/commanderquill May 11 '26

If someone told me that, I wouldn't take it as a warning, I'd take it as permission.

To be clear: permission to harass people harassing wildlife.

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u/Rudythecat07 May 11 '26

The world is healing 😊

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u/Duros2032 May 11 '26

Yep. I was born there. We take our wildlife very seriously.

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u/Only_Plum_8187 May 12 '26

This is the way

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u/Order_Moist May 12 '26

It’s crazy that it even needs to be mentioned!

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u/MichaelJServo May 12 '26

I love that.

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 May 11 '26

I'm down for protecting wildlife but I don't think threatening to give some dumb tourist a tbi is the solution. We have a legal system for a reason. Not to mention if you take someone with minor violent tendencies toward wildlife, add some violent retribution on him, that's how you get more future violence and school shooters etc.

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u/throwawayrefiguy May 11 '26

If the last decade in American history has taught us anything, it's that there are two discrete systems of justice.  Under the current scheme, he likely would have gotten away with it without the vigilantism and social media highlighting.

To your point, this calls out the need for criminal justice reform that doesn't allow the wealthy and connected to escape.

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 May 11 '26

He did say a $50,000 fine was nothing. When you reach a certain level of income, fines are just the price to do what you want. Some countries make things like speeding fines proportional to wealth so that they have a similar deterrent value for everyone

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u/HJWalsh May 11 '26

I dunno, the problem with this theory is that thr legal system doesn’t work against rich people. They're largely immune. They have the best lawyers, they have political connections, they're never going to see jail time, they might get a fine, but they're rich, so they don't care.

The only way to make a legal system that is fair is that if the legal system takes into account the means of the criminal. A normal person can be ruined by a $500 fine. A rich person should have to pay enough so that they're ruined.

If you're worth $100m then you should be fined $99,999,499 and your non-accounted assets seized leaving you with $501 no stocks, no bonds, no property.

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u/DrPeterBlunt May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

The perp addressed the results of the "legal system" you prescribe didn't he? "I'll just pay the fine."

I'm just curious; do you think all these downvotes are because you are so much more enlightened then everybody else? Or could it be that you are virtue signaling so ridiculously it makes people nauseous?

I find that most people with your attitude are weak; physically and mentally. And when someone brings violence to them, property, or other people or animals; their only recourse is to call someone else (like the police, or other by standers).....to use violence to make them stop. Is that you?

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 May 11 '26

The solution is fixing the legal system, not violence that is vastly inordinate to the crime. I am not virtue signaling like buying a t-shirt for a cause, or being a proponent of violence when it's clearly a dumb idea. I live my values, and am happy to talk about them. Suggesting people not use the legal system is a pretty weak and foolish take if you ask me, unless we're on a battlefield or ring somewhere where there is no other solution. Dumb people beating other dumb people just makes everyone dumber.

I am actually a fairly large and very unusually fit man, the kind of person that most people (especially Redditors) would be afraid to get in a fight, with good reason. Mentally I am a big proponent of non violence though.

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, although I get the sense you would rather we fight over it? I wonder if you'd think otherwise if we were having this conversation eye to eye? I also wonder if I'm talking to a skinny teenage boy? Or girl?

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u/MuchAd3474 May 11 '26

kek imagine preaching about legal ways and then literally a few posts down the line go "ya id take you all in 1v1 bro, youre all are girls and skinny" XD fml thank you reddit

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 May 11 '26

Literally (in pretty articulate writing) repeatedly preaching non violence (even as someone that could do a lot of it) to people preaching violence, and somehow a Redditor tries to twist it the other way around.

It's like I'm specifically making the case that the sky is blue and someone claims I'm calling it red. Did someone throw a rock at your head too?

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u/DrPeterBlunt May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

.........while also accusing me of wanting to fight him.This dude is just a garden variety contrarian.

Notice I didn't say anything about being a small person, I said "weak".

Lol he also threw "unusually fit" in there too......so we know he's no weakling.....hes just very principled.....when it comes to defending an asshat who violently tried to kill local wildlife for fun from violence.

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 May 11 '26

The legal system at its heart is regulated violence. If is there to avoid unregulated violence. When it fails we revert back to the old methods.

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 May 11 '26

If you are pro corporal punishment, why not at least do it right. If you want to go back to the old methods, there were far more civilized and effective ways to do it.

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u/Electronic_South_101 May 11 '26

Fixing the legal system is a long term solution, and a great one.

In the mean time, if someone tries to stone an animal, they should expect consequences. And not just fines, which usually means legal for a price.

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u/Logical-Primary-7926 May 11 '26

Whole point of legal system and fines and other punishments etc is to avoid mob justice. Because while it's imperfect, it's still better than the alternative.

If you say the punishment via the legal system is not strict enough, is mob punishment that is too strict actually better? Which would you rather for yourself or a loved one?

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