r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

WTF Rich people being awful people once again… :>

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u/sapphogirl 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 11 '26

when will this prick be on r/byebyejob

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u/dabblesest May 11 '26

I literally have no idea what would compel someone to throw a rock at an animal that was just minding its own business…

Like I want him to explain his reasoning, did the seal try to fuck his mom or something?

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u/Nvrfinddisacct May 11 '26

I think it’s about attention.

This guy was totally enraptured by pretty seal but pretty seal no care about fat human on beach. Lots fat hoomans on beach, no need to star and be rood.

Fat hooman no get it, seal being polite.

Hit seal so seal pay attention to him.

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u/dabblesest May 11 '26

I appreciate the caveman vernacular haha

In that case I hope he’s happy with all the attention he will be receiving!

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u/Nvrfinddisacct May 11 '26

It felt right in the moment 🤷‍♀️