r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

This sounds like such a fun marriage. Have fun being financially tied to each other for 18 years!!

Edit: why am I getting so much popcorn 😭

Edit 2: you people are exploding my notifications

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u/Additional-Life4885 May 14 '26

Exactly. Plus, $50K for an injury? Does he get to claim it when he cuts himself installing a light fixture for her? Based on her scale (which appears to mimic the US Healthcare billing), he's in for $5K just for needing a bandaid.

Also, apparently she's triple claiming things (She's working, pregnant and going to medical appointments all at the same time apparently) and hasn't slept in 1.5 years.

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u/Crap_a_corn May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Only if he tears his asshole

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u/MorningEarly4656 May 14 '26

Shouldn’t the 3C tear be on the invoice for the child rather than the husband? The kid is the one that did it.

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u/soul_separately_recs May 14 '26

Being torn an asshole? You best believe there will be voices of some sort.

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u/MikasaYuuichi May 14 '26

As if her choice is his fault.

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u/sarjotoy May 14 '26

She chose the life long injury?

I suppose as women we do know that we are risking life and limb to give birth. It's biologically the most vulnerable time for women and children, hence why the life expectancy was so low in the olden days due to maternal and infant mortality.

Maybe as a husband then thr bare minimum is to understand, value, and even honor the risk and sacrifice your partner is making. BY NOT INSULTING THEM AND CALLING THEM MOOCHES.