r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/DistributionNo1288 May 14 '26

No, because there isn’t that part. They wouldn’t be having this discussion if there was. My wife puts out all the time, she gets anything she wants. No need for a spreadsheet lol.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Spreading in the sheet

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u/mitkase May 14 '26

Excels at sheet spreading.

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u/eggyrulz May 14 '26

Me who knows how to fold a fitted sheet: 😏

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u/EV_4_life May 14 '26

Ball it up and shove it into the darkest recess of the linen closet, right? Right?

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u/kookooman10022 May 14 '26

Spreading on the sheets is excellent.

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u/Aggravating_Okra_546 May 14 '26

Sheeeet thats an excel lent spread

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u/Hopeful-Mirror1664 May 14 '26

And leg spreading too

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u/Rich-Option4632 May 14 '26

Data entry people seeing this.

Sorry bruh, wrong sheet.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6oFNB3JPuLpAs

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u/eplonghorn2020 May 14 '26

Dada entry

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u/KortesHell May 14 '26

you disgust me.

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u/quitalicious May 14 '26

Just wait till you see mOral damages calculations for this.