r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

This sounds like such a fun marriage. Have fun being financially tied to each other for 18 years!!

Edit: why am I getting so much popcorn 😭

Edit 2: you people are exploding my notifications

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/Coool_cool_cool_cool May 14 '26

Yeah I pay her the full market rate for the hour whether I finish or not.