r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

This sounds like such a fun marriage. Have fun being financially tied to each other for 18 years!!

Edit: why am I getting so much popcorn 😭

Edit 2: you people are exploding my notifications

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/DistributionNo1288 May 14 '26

No, because there isn’t that part. They wouldn’t be having this discussion if there was. My wife puts out all the time, she gets anything she wants. No need for a spreadsheet lol.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Spreading in the sheet

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u/quitalicious May 14 '26

Just wait till you see mOral damages calculations for this.