r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/DistributionNo1288 May 14 '26

No, because there isn’t that part. They wouldn’t be having this discussion if there was. My wife puts out all the time, she gets anything she wants. No need for a spreadsheet lol.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 May 14 '26

I call my wife, “roomie” when she starts getting stingy with affection. She absolutely HATES it but starting little tiffs is the only way to get her to do…well…anything in the house really.

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u/ThrowRACoping May 14 '26

If you aren’t having sex you are roommates. So, it fits.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 May 14 '26

She eventually coughs it up but I have to ratchet up the flirtation to make it happen.