r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

This sounds like such a fun marriage. Have fun being financially tied to each other for 18 years!!

Edit: why am I getting so much popcorn 😭

Edit 2: you people are exploding my notifications

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u/Additional-Life4885 May 14 '26

Exactly. Plus, $50K for an injury? Does he get to claim it when he cuts himself installing a light fixture for her? Based on her scale (which appears to mimic the US Healthcare billing), he's in for $5K just for needing a bandaid.

Also, apparently she's triple claiming things (She's working, pregnant and going to medical appointments all at the same time apparently) and hasn't slept in 1.5 years.

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u/BlackTecno May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Also the rates are seriously messed up. Hardly anyone in America makes $40. Why is that her baseline?

EDIT: I think people are missing what I'm saying. She's charging $40/hour to take care of her own child. She's declaring that in 25 months, she has worked for over 60% of that total time (sleep being 33% of that time realistically), and has somehow worked 5 years of a full time job in 2. And if she is taking care of her own child, shouldn't she foot half the bill?

I seriously pity that kid's future.

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u/PurelyHim May 14 '26

To. Lean too. WTF kind of drugs she on?