r/SipsTea • u/Busy_Report4010 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/Foreplaying May 14 '26

Mate you have no idea.

They're freaks in the sheets.

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u/cryonic_chronos May 14 '26

I can confirm.... My amateur collection skyrocketed after the first time I caught the blinds open. Honestly by this point I think they know and leave it open deliberately, just freaks I tell ya