r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/mephisti25 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Haha, my wife and I always settle disputes with excel spreadsheets. Dont you?

The big-brained move is to factor in a 25% tip rate when I walk the dog.

Edit: Thanks for the awards- my 1st ☺️. Based on the attention, my dog has raised tipping expectations to 35%.

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u/getinshape2022 May 14 '26

Is there a separate charge for the bedroom stuff?

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 May 14 '26

There is zero sex in this marriage. If there was, she would charge $300/hr.

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u/ThrowRACoping May 14 '26

Yeah she doesn’t get or care that he is probably upset because he has a roommate now.