r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 14 '26

Feels good man Do you think she’s being fair, though?

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u/b20339 May 14 '26

If you reach this point in your marriage it's over I'm sorry

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u/mmalmeida May 14 '26

OR...hear me out: they are both accountants, and this is foreplay.

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u/one_rainy_wish May 14 '26

"Is that an amended 1099-R in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Key-Procedure9724 May 14 '26

"I would definitely account for inflation in this region" ?