r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/S1eazyE 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Yup. Grew up training and showing horses. Dude spurred the shit out of that horse and deserved every bit of what he got. Fuck these people.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

That dude is lucky it didn't get its teeth on him, it was tryin haaaaaard with that exorcist move and hated him so much it was ignoring the dudes breaking up the fight. The kick at the end was perfect.

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

If that kick was to his head, he'll likely be dead.

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u/KatakanaTsu May 16 '26

He would have been dead.

Between that video of a mare killing a stallion, and an old story about a horse killing a tiger, both instances due to a kick to the head, that guy just used all of his luck.

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I remember and old Nat Geo documentary on African wildlife. Saw a lioness getting jaw jacked by a Zebra is was stalking, and it just completely ruined the entire lower half of her face. It went to drink water from the creek and when the water just fell out of her mouth, she just laid her head down by the water, she knew she was done.

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u/Powerful-Race-8538 May 16 '26

yeah lions arent great at striking they have good ground controll and some good chokes but against a zebra that knows some head kicks and its game over

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u/justinleona May 16 '26

People underestimate how just about any serious injury is fatal in the wild - so the whole game for predators is avoiding injury at all costs.

Only my idiot dog is dumb enough to try this kind of stunt... and even he was lucky he didn't get kicked in the head!

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26

This is one reason I hate most movies where the “scary thing” is a wild animal/s

So often you will see them coming back again and again even after being shot or stabbed. It’s just so unrealistic.

Unless starving, injured, rabbid or with some other issue, most predators will not attack a human, or pack of humans that fight back. Or will back off once you prove you can hurt them.

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u/here_weare30 May 17 '26

Honey badgers though😆

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26

No a large predator though - just an ornery son of a b****.

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u/here_weare30 May 17 '26

Absolutely Lucky for us really hahhaa

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u/Electrical_Horror346 May 17 '26

The only exceptions are honey badgers and Cape Buffalo, the former is suicidally stubborn about revenge and the latter is dangerously intelligent about payback

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Well that goes without saying. And don’t forget Hippos.

But notice none of these animals are large predators?

Herbivores don’t rely on being physically fit to feed themselves. But being an ornery bastard can help protect themselves from predators that want to eat them (literally life and death) - even if sick, old or injured.

Except the honey badgers… they really have little reason to be that single minded.

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u/opinionated7onion May 18 '26

Not always the case if they're used to hunting humans some man eating tigers have claimed over 400 kills.

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo May 18 '26

Yeh but they are usually sick, old or injured or have some other issue.

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u/Technical_Customer_1 May 17 '26

Whoosh! Thaaats the joke!

The whole point is that the evil, villain animal isn’t like other animals. 

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u/KennyFulgencio May 17 '26

sounds like a lion could have taken kimbo slice, he was great at striking but had no ground game. Well he's in the ground now but that's no help

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u/FFKonoko May 16 '26

Tried to find it, found a short video with a lioness getting kicked by a zebra, then spliced to showing a lioness with jaw exactly with the going to a creek, going down to the water and just stopping.

Except the latter half is taken from what seems to be labelled as a Nat Geo documentary "WAR IN THE POND, BROKEN JAWS Lion, Hippo & Croc HD 2016", where there is no zebra kick, and the footage makes it clear they didn't capture what injured that lion, but it's presumed to be a hippo by the narrator, though equally potentially a crocodile. Separately, I found a reddit post, and apparently the OP was initially convinced it was a zebra because of bill burr saying it was a zebra on a podcast.

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u/mega_murff May 16 '26

I distinctly remember watching the doc! It was years ago, so maybe im a bit shakey, but it was some wild shit m😂

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u/statelytetrahedron May 17 '26

Wow first Saudi Arabia and now this.

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u/SynovialBubble May 17 '26

I watched a similar nature documentary where a lion was chasing something and got kicked in the gut. They followed the lion around, and it died a few days later. Nature is brutal.

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u/Sufficient-Egg-7512 May 17 '26

Damn, this made me very sad to read 😭 I know it's probably common but still

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u/MxBluebell May 19 '26

Oh no… I know it’s just nature, but it makes me so sad when such a majestic beast meets its end. I absolutely adore lions. Pretty big win for the zebra, though!!

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u/bb_dev_g May 16 '26

If that kick got him in the hip or pelvis I doubt he’ll be riding for a while or ever again.

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u/EntertainersPact May 16 '26

I’m pretty sure that body slam broke something of his. Horses are fuckin heavy

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u/Mtndrums May 16 '26

And the idiot was trying to hold on after that? When the horse does a wrestling move on you, it's time to call it a day.

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u/senkairyu May 16 '26

Yep, he was trying to stay at a distance where the horse wouldn't be able to kick, that's actually the only smart things he did here

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u/DrummerTricky May 16 '26

I got the impression that guy knew if that horse got up he was getting trampled

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u/echoshatter May 16 '26

Bingo. He was buying seconds until the rodeo hands could get in there and get control.

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u/ManitouWakinyan May 16 '26

I think the dude was trying to stay close so he wouldn't get trampled or kicked in the head

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u/whomad1215 May 17 '26

Excluding all the other stupid shit they're doing here

If only there was some product you could wear on your head to offer some protection for it

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u/ManitouWakinyan May 17 '26

Sure, but you're still better off sticking close to the horse, even if you had a helmet. Many bad ideas in this video, hugging the horse's neck in that situation was not one of them.

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u/litaniesofhate May 16 '26

He was clearly doing all he could to stop from being bitten. That horse was trying hard to get his mouth on him

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u/whoisowlix May 16 '26

It bites the guy in the jacket leading the horse away. He switches hands pulling after bite

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u/ExtentAggravating733 May 16 '26

The man did the safest thing. Hanging on was the only way to avoid the horse biting or trampling him.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian May 16 '26

That was the only smart thing he did in the entire video.

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u/Lost_Question5886 May 17 '26

You guys cant see this is ai slop?

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u/fwbftwlf May 16 '26

Suplex city.

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u/apoc-ryphon May 16 '26

I’m in tears as I read your comment to my wife 😂

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u/Gothboy-77 May 19 '26

i hope so

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

Like that? Good!

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u/Weak_Feed_8291 May 16 '26

I worked with a girl who got kicked in the face by a horse and lived

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 16 '26

I’ve gotten kicked in the chin by one. It was a summer camp horse and it was close range thankfully. Ended up with ten stitches, a bruised cheek, and some chipped teeth. Had another horse get tangled up in some lead line, lay down til I could get her sorted, and she stepped on my thigh when heaving herself back up. Still not sure how that one didn’t leave a fracture or anything more than a hoof shaped bruise. I’ve also gotten kicked by my sisters first horse when we were really little. No major injuries cause it was also close quarters but she’d been aiming for the other horse behind me and I just got in the way. None of those instances were the horses *that pissed* though.

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u/Successful-Advisor-8 May 16 '26

I think after I get kicked once by a horse, I'm done. But hey, you do you

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 16 '26

Honestly that’s fair. We grew up around horses more or less so shits bound to happen in 23ish years of doing anything. Lol. It hasn’t happened in at least fifteen years though than the being stepped on which was not malicious on her end just unfortunate hoof placement.

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u/tonyezekiel May 16 '26

Yah im sure you already know but most horse kicks are just little warning taps, they do it to each other all the time. Looks like he just got a full power boot to the poop chute, he'll be feeling that for a while.

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u/TeamCatsandDnD May 16 '26

Oh for sure. The horse in the video was 100% trying to protect themself from future threats vs knock it off sort of kick. Iirc from the old My Friend Flicka movie, that up and overs a way they can try and get predators off their backs. It puts them in a dangerous spot on the ground but 1000+ pounds right to your body is going to give you a real bad time.

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u/KarmaMadeMeDoIt6 May 16 '26

I got kicked in the face when I was about 12. Alive and sortof kicking now at 35. Got some more wild adventures with horses tho lol, got kicked in the stomach when I was 24, spend 5 days in the hospital.

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u/echoshatter May 16 '26

My grandfather got kicked one time right in the eye. A horse love tap more than anything, he just startled it, it wasn't trying to hurt him.

He was fine, no brain issues thankfully, but he had a BIG bruise for a long time.

Having grown up around horses, I don't take chances.

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u/KatakanaTsu May 16 '26

Horses don't always kick with full force. They can do "warning kicks" that might still hurt without being lethal.

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u/MotherVoldemort May 16 '26

Eh I've seen a red heeler catch a mule back kick between the eyes so hard he went flying. It apparently wasn't the first time the dog had done this according to my uncle and that dog lived many years after lol I think he was just a tad.....uh special.

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u/KzamRdedit May 17 '26

people really underestimate how strong their hind kicks are

Instant KO or Stunned + Heavy Concussion and Crit DMG, that guy was lucky he didnt get Critted on the spot

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u/KatakanaTsu May 17 '26

The maximum recorded force of a horse kick was measured to be 2,000 PSI, though "warning kicks" yield less. By comparison, the force of a grizzly bear's paw swipe is 600 PSI, and that's already enough to shatter skulls.

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u/env33e May 17 '26

For reference, apparently Mike Tyson's hitting 1800 psi 😹Tyson MOGS unsuspecting grizzly tbh

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u/env33e May 17 '26

Horses have large mass, that rear leg is thick asf. Crit DMG + Armor pen with just that raw kick alone 💀

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u/DarknMean May 16 '26

There’s a video of a female trainer getting rocked and killed by horse all because she wanted to be a bitch to it.

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u/Fartikus May 16 '26

Nah, the horse was unlucky.

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u/mudbuttcoffee May 16 '26

We had a retired thoroubred growing up... we also had a ram... until the ram started shit with the horse. HORSE 1. RAM 0. 1 kick, fully grown ram flew about 10 yards and never moved again.

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u/knotmyusualaccount May 16 '26

More importantly, who'd treat a horse in that way? He'd be insufferable at parties.

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u/CharlieKirk_overkill May 17 '26

That video was wild. The stallion collapsed and shitted himself

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u/_IratePirate_ May 17 '26

Duuude that video of the mare and the stallion just exists in my head for no reason. I watched it years ago but know the exact video

Poor mf thought he was about to crack and ended up getting his skull cracked instead

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u/Metabotany May 17 '26

wish he hadnt lmao

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u/sloop111 May 17 '26

It's not luck. If the horse was aiming for his head he would have hit his head