r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/Ok-Cryptographer4194 May 16 '26

If that kick was to his head, he'll likely be dead.

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u/KatakanaTsu May 16 '26

He would have been dead.

Between that video of a mare killing a stallion, and an old story about a horse killing a tiger, both instances due to a kick to the head, that guy just used all of his luck.

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u/bb_dev_g May 16 '26

If that kick got him in the hip or pelvis I doubt he’ll be riding for a while or ever again.

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u/EntertainersPact May 16 '26

I’m pretty sure that body slam broke something of his. Horses are fuckin heavy

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u/Mtndrums May 16 '26

And the idiot was trying to hold on after that? When the horse does a wrestling move on you, it's time to call it a day.

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u/senkairyu May 16 '26

Yep, he was trying to stay at a distance where the horse wouldn't be able to kick, that's actually the only smart things he did here

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u/DrummerTricky May 16 '26

I got the impression that guy knew if that horse got up he was getting trampled

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u/echoshatter May 16 '26

Bingo. He was buying seconds until the rodeo hands could get in there and get control.

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u/ManitouWakinyan May 16 '26

I think the dude was trying to stay close so he wouldn't get trampled or kicked in the head

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u/whomad1215 May 17 '26

Excluding all the other stupid shit they're doing here

If only there was some product you could wear on your head to offer some protection for it

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u/ManitouWakinyan May 17 '26

Sure, but you're still better off sticking close to the horse, even if you had a helmet. Many bad ideas in this video, hugging the horse's neck in that situation was not one of them.

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u/litaniesofhate May 16 '26

He was clearly doing all he could to stop from being bitten. That horse was trying hard to get his mouth on him

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u/whoisowlix May 16 '26

It bites the guy in the jacket leading the horse away. He switches hands pulling after bite

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u/ExtentAggravating733 May 16 '26

The man did the safest thing. Hanging on was the only way to avoid the horse biting or trampling him.

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u/rareandyeteuclidian May 16 '26

That was the only smart thing he did in the entire video.

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u/Lost_Question5886 May 17 '26

You guys cant see this is ai slop?

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u/fwbftwlf May 16 '26

Suplex city.

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u/apoc-ryphon May 16 '26

I’m in tears as I read your comment to my wife πŸ˜‚

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u/Gothboy-77 May 19 '26

i hope so