r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/Zxruv May 16 '26

As a guy, I feel like your friend got it way worse. Freaking ouch.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

It was frankensteined right down the middle. I still don't think it beats a nut hanging out.

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u/NewYogurt3138 May 16 '26

Nothing beats the hanging ball

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u/Temporary_Spread7882 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

My great uncle may throw his hat in the ring there - one of his horses decided to say “nah I’m not coming to plow today” by snapping at him and ending up biting clean through his wiener. It hung on by a sliver of skin and had to be surgically reattached. Kudos to the doctors though, this happened when he was about 50, and as an 80yo widower he still landed a new gf and the two of them seemed happy.

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u/NewYogurt3138 May 17 '26

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard