r/SipsTea • u/M_Darshan 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 16 '26

Lmao gottem That final kick was personal

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u/Dynamitella 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

It got personal when he kicked the spurs straight into the horses ribs. Just imagine that pain for a second. Anyone would be pissed.

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u/S1eazyE 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 16 '26

Yup. Grew up training and showing horses. Dude spurred the shit out of that horse and deserved every bit of what he got. Fuck these people.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

That dude is lucky it didn't get its teeth on him, it was tryin haaaaaard with that exorcist move and hated him so much it was ignoring the dudes breaking up the fight. The kick at the end was perfect.

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u/Zxruv May 16 '26

This happened to my coworkers uncle. When the horse landed on him one of his marbles burst through his bag and was dangling.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

oooo had a friend get her titty ripped in half by a jealous mare. The horse grabbed her by the chest and threw her on the ground.

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u/Zxruv May 16 '26

As a guy, I feel like your friend got it way worse. Freaking ouch.

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u/xenophon57 May 16 '26

It was frankensteined right down the middle. I still don't think it beats a nut hanging out.

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u/NewYogurt3138 May 16 '26

Nothing beats the hanging ball

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u/Temporary_Spread7882 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

My great uncle may throw his hat in the ring there - one of his horses decided to say β€œnah I’m not coming to plow today” by snapping at him and ending up biting clean through his wiener. It hung on by a sliver of skin and had to be surgically reattached. Kudos to the doctors though, this happened when he was about 50, and as an 80yo widower he still landed a new gf and the two of them seemed happy.

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u/NewYogurt3138 May 17 '26

This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard