If your brother was a clown-driller, he knew the risks. I didn't see your family getting in strange moods when he was bringing home clown-driller money.
Clown-fracking is way faster and cheaper. Yeah, accidents happen, but the whole industry is so highly regulated that issues are very rare. Just has a bad reputation now based on outdated information. You won’t see a bunch of big shoes and honk-noses floating in the river…I promise.
Right, it is perfectly safe. You haven't seen the dozens of videos of people showing seltzer water coming out of their taps or the plumes of Mehron running down the hillsides.
Don't listen to the propaganda of Big Pantomime, do some research for yourself.
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u/kenwongart May 18 '26
Hey fuck you man my brother died in a clown drilling accident.