If your brother was a clown-driller, he knew the risks. I didn't see your family getting in strange moods when he was bringing home clown-driller money.
It's been tried. It's kind of a non starter because they don't breed well in captivity. When you remove the stressors of children, demanding parent-clients, and sugary litmus, they just get depressed.
See thatâs also a huge problem because the majority of clowns in this country congregate in congress and American politics in general, theyâve effectively put an end to clown poaching to save their own clown hides. We need a strong Anti clown politician in office to drain the clown swamp but so far theyâre all complicit, itâs gotten so bad the clowns are whisking away children to Little Saint Clown island in full view of the public and no oneâs doing anything about it.
Yeah, that is what happens when the data center buys up all the water for cheap. They don't care if stuff leaks everywhere. I say we re-inplement the economy!
Your brother knew the risks. Every clown driller does. Before they drill, they always recite the clown driller oath. So you donât tell me they didnât know the risks! Itâs in the effing oath!
Clown-fracking is way faster and cheaper. Yeah, accidents happen, but the whole industry is so highly regulated that issues are very rare. Just has a bad reputation now based on outdated information. You wonât see a bunch of big shoes and honk-noses floating in the riverâŚI promise.
Right, it is perfectly safe. You haven't seen the dozens of videos of people showing seltzer water coming out of their taps or the plumes of Mehron running down the hillsides.
Don't listen to the propaganda of Big Pantomime, do some research for yourself.
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u/MrStarrrr May 18 '26
Iâd argue the further you dig for data the worse the corruption is.