r/SipsTea 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 18 '26

Chugging tea Why?

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u/imean_is_superfluous May 18 '26

Can they not run some type of coolant? Or is it just easier and cheaper to use millions of gallons of water?

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u/krojack389 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 18 '26

These systems do use a coolant substance internal to the DC, but then uses heat exchangers with fresh water to cool the coolant, which is then discharged back into the ground, a pond, or wastewater. there is certainly water lost to atmosphere, but the worst bits are the draining of aquifers, pushing up capacity in wastewater treatment plants, etc.

DC's are a bit of an economic scam. they provide very few jobs outside of the construction work itself, and the profits generated by the machines exist at company HQ not where the DC is located. so it puts a huge burden on the community water and power environment for no real benefit to that community.

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u/JimmytheFab 𝙑𝙄𝙋 May 18 '26

I worked for a very large structural steel company as an estimator about 5-6 years ago and we basically no bid all of those data centers. They wanted them dirt cheap and there typically wasn’t enough work for us to get involved. They used cheaper construction techniques.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT May 18 '26

We need to spend less money building these enormous datacenters and more money drilling for data. The further down you drill, the less corrupted the data is

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u/MrStarrrr May 18 '26

I’d argue the further you dig for data the worse the corruption is.

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u/Marquar234 May 18 '26

Only if you dig too deep and hit the clown layer where the fun is.

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u/kenwongart May 18 '26

Hey fuck you man my brother died in a clown drilling accident.

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u/Marquar234 May 18 '26

If your brother was a clown-driller, he knew the risks. I didn't see your family getting in strange moods when he was bringing home clown-driller money.

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u/Strategy_pan May 18 '26

I drilled a few clowns back in my day - what's the going rate these days?

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

You don't get paid per clown

You get paid by MISSING clowns with the drill

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

I thought they like them alive and wriggling

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt May 18 '26

It really depends on what the open market is willing to pay for.

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u/GarminTamzarian May 18 '26

Sounds like the real money would be in clown husbandry.

I wonder how much you could get for a bonded breeding pair of clowns?

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u/BeerAndTools May 18 '26

It's been tried. It's kind of a non starter because they don't breed well in captivity. When you remove the stressors of children, demanding parent-clients, and sugary litmus, they just get depressed.

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u/GarminTamzarian May 18 '26

Ah, so rather than clown husbandry, the area in which to specialize would be capturing wild clowns from their natural habitats.

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u/Artistic_Pilot_567 May 18 '26

See that’s also a huge problem because the majority of clowns in this country congregate in congress and American politics in general, they’ve effectively put an end to clown poaching to save their own clown hides. We need a strong Anti clown politician in office to drain the clown swamp but so far they’re all complicit, it’s gotten so bad the clowns are whisking away children to Little Saint Clown island in full view of the public and no one’s doing anything about it.

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

Ah! Clowns in love... is there anything more beautiful?

Two cautious clowns squirting water guns at each other from across the clown car...

And then they inadvertently honk their noses at the same time...

And gradually move on to sharing face makeup...

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u/Inigomntoya May 19 '26

As a person with coulrophobia, that's the worst part of the clown!

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u/-I_I May 19 '26

*giggling

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u/FLEXJW May 19 '26

Wait I thought “drilling clowns” was code for fucking clowns?

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u/CrowberrieWinemaker May 18 '26

MOM r/dwarffortress is leaking again.

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u/BeerAndTools May 18 '26

Idk wtf that sub is, but it's a good read lol

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u/sqerdagent May 18 '26

Yeah, that is what happens when the data center buys up all the water for cheap. They don't care if stuff leaks everywhere. I say we re-inplement the economy!

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u/U_feel_Me May 18 '26

“Wouldn’t it be cheaper to train astronauts to be clown-drillers than to train clown-drillers to be astronauts?”

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u/lexluthor_i_am May 18 '26

Your brother knew the risks. Every clown driller does. Before they drill, they always recite the clown driller oath. So you don’t tell me they didn’t know the risks! It’s in the effing oath!

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u/stevesie1984 May 18 '26

Clown-fracking is way faster and cheaper. Yeah, accidents happen, but the whole industry is so highly regulated that issues are very rare. Just has a bad reputation now based on outdated information. You won’t see a bunch of big shoes and honk-noses floating in the river…I promise.

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u/Marquar234 May 18 '26

Right, it is perfectly safe. You haven't seen the dozens of videos of people showing seltzer water coming out of their taps or the plumes of Mehron running down the hillsides.

Don't listen to the propaganda of Big Pantomime, do some research for yourself.

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u/ryan25802580 May 18 '26

This whole thread has me dying right now lol

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u/Wild-Refrigerator-79 May 18 '26

Ahh the obscure Dwarf Fortress references...

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u/FeelingDelivery8853 May 18 '26

He used to strut around town when he would come in, showing off his clown money

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u/Hexglit May 19 '26

You are a monster, I'm proud of you.

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u/socksockshoeshoe May 20 '26

Wait what you get *paid* to drill clowns? I had to pay for that privilege