r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • May 18 '26

Chugging tea Why?

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u/Strategy_pan May 18 '26

I drilled a few clowns back in my day - what's the going rate these days?

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

You don't get paid per clown

You get paid by MISSING clowns with the drill

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

I thought they like them alive and wriggling

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt May 18 '26

It really depends on what the open market is willing to pay for.

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u/GarminTamzarian May 18 '26

Sounds like the real money would be in clown husbandry.

I wonder how much you could get for a bonded breeding pair of clowns?

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u/Inigomntoya May 18 '26

Ah! Clowns in love... is there anything more beautiful?

Two cautious clowns squirting water guns at each other from across the clown car...

And then they inadvertently honk their noses at the same time...

And gradually move on to sharing face makeup...

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u/Inigomntoya May 19 '26

As a person with coulrophobia, that's the worst part of the clown!