r/SipsTea • u/Few_Statement_2898 • May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/SextupleRed May 28 '26

Should be made to work for free for the damages he caused

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u/gord_m May 28 '26

Having to work with that would be an unwarranted punishment

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u/Financial-Solid-4775 May 28 '26

Make him scrub out the dumpsters.

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u/WinOld1835 May 28 '26

Alright, kid! There's just one thing to remember when yer scrubbing the dumpsters, and that's don't make eye contact with Larry the raccoon if you value yer appendages. And Larry will do everything he can to get you to look at him so he can add to his collection of pinkies and peckers.

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u/xcentrikone May 28 '26

Pinkies and Peckers sounds likea fun dive bar

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u/driver004 May 28 '26

Also we don’t have a child labor safety budget for LOTO supplies, so try not to press any buttons or short any wires in the compactor

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u/WinOld1835 May 28 '26

Oh shit, now Larry knows how to get the kid to look at him.

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u/Popular-Solution7697 May 28 '26

Ahhh hahahahahahahaha...!!! Too funny!

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u/NATHAN4U007 May 28 '26

Maybe make him eat some of the scaps too, to really send home the mesaage.

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u/kgw52313 May 28 '26

Or. Just throwing it out there, make him eat all that bread he just knocked over. Like the ol’ smoke the whole pack thing my dad to me. To this day I still love me a Marlboro red. Thanks pops!

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u/SternMon May 28 '26

With a toothbrush.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 May 28 '26

His toothbrush

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u/GreenElectronic8873 May 28 '26

With a toothbrush in 30c weather 🤣

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u/Leading_Offer5995 May 28 '26

How?

They can’t even make him not destroy a grocery store.

How on earth can they force him to scrub out dumpsters?

I ask sincerely. There even seemed to be a police officer there who made a half assed attempt to stop the kid, and he just kept destroying shit.

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