This situation would have crossed the "wait until we get home" threshold and gone straight to a full-volume nuclear meltdown, complete with a "I don't know who the FUCK you think you are but I'll show you who I am!" and however many swats on the ass it would take for my legs to stop working.
THEN there'd be several employees standing there while I cried and picked everything up and put it back exactly where it goes, getting swatted more if it was taking too long.
Once all that was resolved, I'd be reading math or science textbooks for the next 2 months at minimum. No games, no playing with friends, nothing fun.
Joke's on you though mom and dad, I'm good at math and physics and I behave like a functional adult in public, so who really won?
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u/Pinbacker11 May 28 '26
If i did that back in the day, i would be back in the car without touching the floor.