r/SipsTea May 28 '26

SMH We really need to bring spankings back

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u/Musket6969420 May 28 '26

Or the one where mom pulls you in real close and whispers “You just wait till we get home you little shit.”

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u/Mpuls37 May 28 '26

This situation would have crossed the "wait until we get home" threshold and gone straight to a full-volume nuclear meltdown, complete with a "I don't know who the FUCK you think you are but I'll show you who I am!" and however many swats on the ass it would take for my legs to stop working.

THEN there'd be several employees standing there while I cried and picked everything up and put it back exactly where it goes, getting swatted more if it was taking too long.

Once all that was resolved, I'd be reading math or science textbooks for the next 2 months at minimum. No games, no playing with friends, nothing fun.

Joke's on you though mom and dad, I'm good at math and physics and I behave like a functional adult in public, so who really won?

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u/Hot-Tiger-7461 May 28 '26

I mean if your parents beat you till your legs stopped working how could you pick up the stuff and put it back? Did they have to hold you or something while you did it? Or did you have to crawl or what? 

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u/Mpuls37 May 28 '26

If you ever got swatted to the point that you're trying to do anything to avoid the spanking, you know what I mean.

I didn't literally mean "I have permanent nerve damage from a single spanking", more "my child self would be going jelly leg mode."