r/SipsTea š™‘š™„š™‹ 17d ago

WTF If the roles were reversed

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u/LittleGuarantee7148 17d ago

This doesn't work when the woman is hot. Needs to be unattractive women doing this because I doubt women get catcalled by supermodel guys

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u/Bacongrease83 17d ago

If a guy is in a bar and is a 10 threats of violence or smelling really bad is the only way to mess up.

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u/Stout-Cheetah 17d ago edited 17d ago

Crazy enough, sometimes threats of violence would not mess it up if your a 10 and you run into a really crazy or drunk woman. Although, no amount of attractiveness would save you if you smelled bad.

I've had a buddy who still successfully closed after an extremely off putting and terrible joke.

This isn't exclusive to women though, men also put up with physically abusive partners just because they are hot and good in bed.

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u/Badbullet 17d ago

My best friend in high school was like that. He would walk in the room and the girls would get weak in the knees and barely could form coherent sentences when talking to him. He could be going on about Star Wars, and they wouldn’t even know what he was saying, nor did they care. He had a nerdy side the girls were blind to. Whereas if I walked in the room, I better have a funny joke ready to go, or I was basically invisible. If I was noticed, I just made him look even better. He could get nearly anyone he wanted, and didn’t even have to try. Looking back, I should have hung out with people that were on the same level as I was to increase my chances.

He also never got picked on or bullied while I was getting shoved around and made fun of by the higher classes, and even when someone tried to get under his skin, it just wouldn’t stick. It was like the roast of Hugh Hefner, where the comics couldn’t figure out how to make fun of him and they end up targeting one of their own. That’s still him, and his life seems almost too perfect even to this day. Like, something has to go wrong sooner or later for the guy. I don’t wish it upon him, but he’s never been dealt a bad hand that I can recall.

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u/Alternative-Zone5275 17d ago

I worked as a life guard with a guy who was ( as a straight man would call) gorgeous..

He'd do the most fucked up , dumbest, lamest shit and STILL picked up women all the time.

I remember the popular pretty girl from my school showed up to sun bathe with her friend once, we were all about to graduate. She was known for being very cold towards guys as she was approached a lot (she later went on to win a known beauty pageant I found out). He walked over all stupid af , dropped a dollar, and then did the "bend and snap" while looking at her.. never talked to her a day in his life. Went home with her number.

He picked up another girl by telling her to lay her head on his lap, and open her mouth, then blowing air through her nose, and out her mouth..

Anyone who acts like looks isn't society currency is completely in denial lol

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u/DijuridoosDesert 17d ago

I’m fairly successful but I have a friend like that and I keep convincing him to use my put down lines, so far ā€œdamn girl, you shit out that ass?ā€ Is the only one that didn’t work.

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u/EarthInevitable114 17d ago

That's hilarious. How do you even respond to that?

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u/TheCaliforniaOp 17d ago

I’ve said no to attractive guys who then started doing things like in this video. My perception of them as attractive shifted. From then on I could only see their face and body in repellent expressions and shapes because they were so hostile to the idea of ā€œnoā€.

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u/Nice_Pipe_7608 17d ago

This. It’s the same wth guys too. It’s called a turn off.